This thread is a tribute to all movies, of any era, that were just so cheesy that they actually had a strange, entertaining quality about them. Comically campy would be a good description.
I'm going with "Eliminators" from 1986. I just saw a portion of this thing on TV a few days ago. Let me see what I recall. I remember a female scientist with a tiny robot. There was also a cyborg. Eventually they befriended a pirate! Well, he was technically a mercenary, but saying pirate is more fun since he had a boat. Eventually, the scientist and the pirate got captured by... cavemen! Yes, somehow cavemen turned up in the modern-day southern bayou. Not to fear, as they were rescued... by a ninja! The ninja had, naturally, befriended the cyborg. In conclusion, they eventually made their way to defeat a mad scientist who wished to travel back in time in order to become Rome's Caesar.
Follow all of that? Nah, me neither. And yes, it's a real movie. I hope you have fun with this thread, everybody.
I'm going with "Eliminators" from 1986. I just saw a portion of this thing on TV a few days ago. Let me see what I recall. I remember a female scientist with a tiny robot. There was also a cyborg. Eventually they befriended a pirate! Well, he was technically a mercenary, but saying pirate is more fun since he had a boat. Eventually, the scientist and the pirate got captured by... cavemen! Yes, somehow cavemen turned up in the modern-day southern bayou. Not to fear, as they were rescued... by a ninja! The ninja had, naturally, befriended the cyborg. In conclusion, they eventually made their way to defeat a mad scientist who wished to travel back in time in order to become Rome's Caesar.
Follow all of that? Nah, me neither. And yes, it's a real movie. I hope you have fun with this thread, everybody.