Well Conehead, you've just made getting out of bed worthwhile. 😀 Hell, you've made being born worthwhile. 😛 Thanks for posting!
While we're on the subject of really bad Ahnuld commercials, has anybody else seen that short film? Two guys - I swear on my life this is true, I saw it with my own eyes - two guys are driving a large jeep through a forest, when they come across Arnold Schwarzanegger, who is wandering around (as you do). He instructs them to get out, tells them that he'll show them how it's really done, gets into their jeep and drives off leaving them standing in the woods.
The camera follows Arnie as he drives around the forest laughing maniacally for about 30-40 seconds, non-stop. Then he drives back to where the two guys are standing, gets out of the jeep, calls them "girly men", insults the size of their muscles, and forces them to do press-ups, there and then.
I nearly died laughing.