Guido and the blonde

[Feathery]

A virile, middle aged Italian gentlemen named Guido was relaxing
at his favorite bar in Rome when he managed to attract a spectacular
young blonde woman. Things progressed to the point where he led
her back to his apartment and, after some small talk, they retired
to his bedroom where he rattled her senseless. After a pleasant
interlude he asked with a smile, "So, you finish?" She paused for a
second, frowned, and replied, "No." Surprised, Guido reached for
her and the rattling resumed. This time she thrashed about wildly
and there were screams of passion. The sex finally ends and, again,
Guido smiles and asks, "You finish?" Again, after a short pause, she
returns his smile, cuddles closer to him and softly says, "No." Stunned,
but damned if he was going to leave this woman unsatisfied, Guido
reaches for the woman yet again. Using the last of his strength, he
barely manages it, but they end together screaming, bucking, clawing
and ripping the bed sheets. Exhausted, Guido falls onto his back,
gasping. Barely able to turn his head, he looks into her eyes, smiles
proudly and asked again, "You finish?" Barely able to speak, the
beautiful blonde whispers in his ear, "No, I Norwegian."

 

[isabeau]

um.....i only have one thing to say about this..

 

[Bugman]

LMAO,and cleaning the beer off my screen.😀

 

[milagros317]

LMAO 😛
Great joke. 😀

 

[unclebill]

hmmmm.......I suppose you could say thats a good kind of no.

 

[shadow365]

I would totally try this if it was easy at all for guys to hide the fact that they weren't "finish".

Good one!