Ha! Slandered in the book "Erotic Ticklng"

[Horatio]

This was pretty funny. My wife bought me a surprise from Amazon.com - it was the book "Erotic Tickling". (She's great!)

Imagine my surprise when I read the following passage:

Printed matter is even more accessible. A common type is the "tickle story," a vivid account (often first-person, and usually, one assumes, entirely made-up) of extraordinary tickling events. A haughty co-ed is humbled by a gang of her sorority sisters who strip her naked, tie her to a bed, and tickle her for hours. Such stories, if competently written, can be quite erotic. The "sorority tickle-torture" type of story (and its variants, involving any situation where one victim can be overpowered and tickled by a multitude of angry females-such as a summer camp, cosmetology school, etc.) excites the reader with its description of a helpless victim, who must endure the ministrations of not one, but as many as a dozen tickle-fiends. In this scenario, every sensitive place on the body is diabolically tickled at the same time, and of course also while the genital area is pleasured. Such, as was said of the Maltese Falcon, is "the stuff that dreams are made of."

Amid the highly erotic, fabricated tales of gang-tickling, and the straightforward accounts of boy-girl tickle sessions, one will encounter stories that appear to have been written by lunatics.

Perhaps that's a bit harsh. Let's just say that some of the stories are silly in the extreme. Usually these invlove the activities of master spies, super heroes, space aliens, or celebrities, and all of them entangled in a mysterious web of tickling. A sure sign you are in the clutches of a tickle nutjob is the presence of long, really long stretches of that goes something like this: "NooooHAHAHAHAHAHA! Make it stopHAHAHAHAHA! Nnnnngh! No, God no! Please not my feet, Nooooo! Aaaggh, hahahaha, mngh, please!" And that-trust me-is a rather restrained and concise example. These outbursts are usually found in stories like "Tickled Angels," in which the stars of the famous TV show must solve the murder of a woman who has been tickled to death.

I wrote "Tickled Angels" years ago and normally I'd take exception to being called a lunatic, except I actually am a lunatic. Anyway. I thought it was funny. For those who want to read the old story in all 5 of it's parts, they're around the web in a few places. One is below. For the record, I didn't do any of the onomatopoeic dialogue!

http://www.adultsexygames.com/stories/html/charlies_angels_part_1_ticklin.html

-Horatio H Hornblower

 

[KoocheeKoo]

Hey wait...I've written several tickle stories? Does that mean I'm a LUNATIC?? Geez, I thought it just meant I possessed a vivid imagination 😀 😀

 

[sole seeker]

That's great, Horatio!

Actually, you can look at this two ways:

On the plus side, they say there's no such thing as bad publicity!
Then again, everyone is supposed to get his or her "fifteen minutes of fame." Kind of bad luck that you got yours under a pseudonym.