Haale tu da cheef! LoL

[AffectionateDan]

A few gems for the Bush fans (not!)
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>
>A friendly reminder of how the US President thinks...
>
>"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure."
>...George W. Bush

>"Republicans understand the importance of bondage between a mother and child."
>...Governor George W. Bush
>
>"Welcome to Mrs. Bush, and my fellow astronauts."
>...Governor George W. Bush
>
>"Mars is essentially in the same orbit...Mars is somewhat the same distance
>from the Sun, which is very important. We have seen pictures where there
>are canals, we believe, and water. If there is water, that means there is
>oxygen. If oxygen, that means we can breathe."
>...Governor George W. Bush, 8/11/94
>
>"The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history. I mean in
>this century's history. But we all lived in this century. I didn't live in
>this century."
>...Governor George W. Bush, 9/15/95
>
>"I believe we are on an irreversible trend toward more freedom and
>democracy -- but that could change."
>...Governor George W. Bush, 5/22/98
>
>"One word sums up probably the responsibility of any Governor, and that one
>word is 'to be prepared'."
>...Governor George W. Bush, 12/6/93
>
>"Verbosity leads to unclear, inarticulate things."
>...Governor George W. Bush, 11/30/96
>
>"I have made good judgments in the past. I have made good judgments in the
>future."
>...Governor George W. Bush
>
>"The future will be better tomorrow."
>...Governor George W. Bush
>
>"We're going to have the best educated American people in the world."
>...Governor George W. Bush 9/21/97
>
>"People that are really very weird can get into sensitive positions and
>have a tremendous impact on history."
>...Governor George W. Bush
>
>"I stand by all the misstatements that I've made."
>...Governor George W. Bush to Sam Donaldson, 8/17/93
>
>"We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a part of NATO. We have a firm
>commitment to Europe. We are a part of Europe."
>...Governor George W. Bush
>
>"Public speaking is very easy."
>...Governor George W. Bush to reporters
>
>"I am not part of the problem. I am a Republican."
>...Governor George W. Bush
>
>"A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls."
>...Governor George W. Bush
>
>"When I have been asked who caused the riots and the killing in LA, my
>answer has been direct &simple: Who is to blame for the riots? The rioters
>are to blame. Who is to blame for the killings? The killers are to blame."
>...George W. Bush
>
>"Illegitimacy is something we should talk about in terms of not having it."
>...Governor George W. Bush 5/20/96
>
>"We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur."
>...Governor George W. Bush 9/22/97
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>"For NASA, space is still a high priority."
>...Governor George W. Bush, 9/5/93
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>"Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that teach our children."
>...Governor George W. Bush, 9/18/95
>
>"The American people would not want to know of any misquotes that George
>Bush may or may not make."
>...Governor George W. Bush
>
>"We're all capable of mistakes, but I do not care to enlighten you on the
>mistakes we may or may not have made."
>...Governor George W. Bush
>
>"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in
>our air and water that are doing it."
>...Governor George W. Bush
>
>"[It's] time for the human race to enter the solar system."
>...Governor George W. Bush

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Hee! And, as if those pearls of wisdom weren't enough...

http://www.georgewbush.org/news/secondchance.asp

Enjoy!

 

[Haltickling]

>"People that are really very weird can get into sensitive positions and
>have a tremendous impact on history."
>...Governor George W. Bush

This one had me laughing out loud for several minutes, even though it was a wise thing to say. Especially if he looks in the mirror... 😛

 

[Mimi]

*shakes head laughing* No further words are needed on this topic. Bush just said it all himself, on behalf of all of us who feel he is a total and utter boob...lol

Mimi

 

[ticklebutton]

Ohhhh, Dan...

You're going to start making me feel sorry for him.

I have such compassion for people who make fools of themselves.

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[His Divine Shadow]

What more can you say?🙄 I don't think I've ever seen so many amazingly inept quotations from a single person.


And LOL, a boob Mimi?😀

 

[JPie1]

yup, this is the boob many people voted into office...

not me....and not me again!!

 

[Shem the Penman]

Far be it from me to defend President AWOL, but at least some of those quotes have been misattributed. For instance, the ones about Mars and the Holocaust were spoken by an entirely different dimwitted Republican hack, Dan Quayle.

 

[grippedchimp]

Ha ha! Vintage! He just keeps making a tit out of himself, even before he was elected!

 

[MrPartickler]

ROFL

Some of these lines sound like they came straight from the mouth of Homer Simpson himself.

 

[Limeoutsider]

He makes dumb people feel good about themselves

 

[BigJim]

And of course, the all time classic...

What we gotta ask ourselves about our educational system, is is our children learning?