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giggleygirl25

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some cards that didn't make it for the 14 of Feb

10. I admire your strength, I admire your spunk,
but what I like best is getting you drunk.
9. Our love will never become cold and hollow

unless, one day, you refuse to swallow.

8. I bought this Valentines card at the store,
in hopes, that later, you`d be my *****.

7. This feels so good, this feels so right,
I just wish it wasn`t $250 a night.

6. You`re a woman of style, your a woman of class
especially when I`m spankin, your big round ass.

5. Before I met you, my heart was so famished,
but now I`m fulfilled....so make me a samich!

4. Through all the things that came to pass,
our love has grown...but so has your ass.

3. You`re a honey, and you`re a cutie
I just wish you had J-Lo`s booty!

2. I dont wanna be sappy or silly or corny
So, right to the point, let`s do-it I`m Horny!!!

1. If you think that hickey looks like a blister
you should check out the one I gave your sister!
 
giggleygirl25 said:
9. Our love will never become cold and hollow
unless, one day, you refuse to swallow.
LMAO!! I'm adding this one to my joke file.
Great stuff, GG! Thanks a bunch for taking the time to post.
 
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