Halloween??...stick it.....

[isabeau]

yes Mimi i know now. last night when i first read it i was in a foul mood and took it out on the poor cantankerous old fart. just quoting mimi, red indian you brit you lol actually i did find it funny the first time i read it but well anyway ladida i'm dense at times.

isabeau

 

[He-Man]

:
: 8. If you're searching for something that caused a loud noise and find out that it's not just the cat, GET OUT!
:

Or better yet, DON'T search for whatever caused the noise.

Also, if you think it's one of your friends who suddenly went missing, call out to them only once or twice(not 5, 10 or 15 times while walking into the room) --and if they don't answer, haul ass in the opposite direction of the room...because the only thing you'll find will be either 1: Your friend, who's dead. 2: someone trying to kill you or 3: Both your dead friend, and the person that's trying to kill you . 😛

 

[He-Man]

: Also note that, despite the fact that you are running and the monster is merely shambling along, it's still moving fast enough to catch up with you.

Unless it's one of those Power Ranger monsters. Then you actually have as much time as you need to find or create some extremely powerful weapon and kill it .

 

[grippedchimp]

Put it this way... not even British people listen to him...

 

[Oddjob0226]

Did you all read the story about the two kids in Italy who were trick or treating and got shot? They were dressed as demons, knocked on this guy's door (who had been robbed several times in the year) and set off a firecracker. The noise, plus thier appearance - as Halloween over there is a rather new tradition, like Guy Fawkes Day, Boxing Day and anything World Cup are here - scared the man so bad he opened his front door and started firing. He's currently up on attempted murder murder charges. Now that is funny! I mean, in a sad, sad, way.

If Red's not a big fan of Halloween, though, maybe he'd go for something more bright and upbeat like Kwanza, or Independance Day.