Not a wedding but;
Back in the 1970's I was running security for a society charity ball in the Haymarket Hotel on 7th avenue in Manhattan, NYC. One of those deals where all the men are in tuxes and all the women in evening gowns.
The evening was winding down when I heard the sound of muffled but desperate sounding feminine laughter coming from a side lounge. The doors were closed but I slipped in. I saw a couch with the back of a man's head visible at one end and the sounds of laughter coming from the other end.
I edged around to where I could see a reflection of the front of the couch in the glass fronting a large framed picture that hung above a faux fireplace fronting the couch.
There was this very shapely auburn haired woman in a tightly fitted scarlet evening gown, lying face down with her face buried in the cushions at the left end of the couch, laughing hysterically. At the other end of the couch, a man in a standard black tux was sitting, his left leg across the back of the woman's knees, the tops of her feet resting on top of his right thigh. Her shoes were on the coffee table in front of the couch, and all ten of his fingers were busily dancing all over her stockinged feet, which were desperately writhing and squirming and flexing and scrunching.
The guy kept asking "Well?" and the woman kept answering "Uhuh!" or "No".
I silently watched for about three or four minutes. Then the guy dug in his pants pocket and pulled out a big bunch of keys. When he started to rake the keys up and down the woman's arches, she convulsed like she was getting tasered and BIT the couch cushion to stifle her screams of hysteria! The next time he paused and asked "Well" her answer was "Yes, yes! Okay! I give in! Yes!"
Then he asked "The whole weekend?"
She hesitated till he tapped her arches with the keys, once each. After one brief, hysterical giggle, she quickly said "Yes! The whole weekend!"
I turned and slipped back out, silently closing the door as I went. I had to move on to patrol the guard posts, and never did get to see the faces of the participants in that little drama, but it had been great fun to watch. It also stoked me up.
When the evening wound down, I called the lady who was my 'lee at the time, and told her to prepare to be abducted by a very large alien with a tickling fetish!
Mastertank1
We who play and dance are thought mad by they who hear no music.