kered
Level of Ruby Feather
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Red Riding Hood was walking through the woods with a basket full of goodies for her Grandmother when a wolf's face popped out from behind a tree. Red said, "My, what big eyes you have!" The wolf turned and ran away down the path. Red continues to walk down the path when the wolf's face reappears from behind a tree. Red says, " My, what big ears you have!" Again the wolf turns and runs down the path. Red continues to walk down the path when a minute later the wolfs face again looks out from behind a tree. Red says, " My, what big teeth you have!" The wolf looks at Red and says, " For Christ's sake, lady. Will you stop following me? I'm trying to take a shit!"
