Actually, I do have an honest police based question. I've been accosted by police all over the world... well, in England, Ireland and France anyway... so replace world with Europe and that was actually accurate!
Anyway, I've come to notice a few things about police, in Ireland, for the most part, they're really friendly and try to help you out, regardless of whether or not you're acting like a drunk tit.
Similarly in England, the police seem a little more aggressive than the Irish lads (who are actually just lads, I'm yet to come across a garda who wasn't up for the banter), but unless you really piss them off, they're nice, understanding and helpful.
The less said about the French, the better... bloody gestapo...
But I was in America about a year or two ago, and (granted, by American standards I was underage) I only had a few bottles in me and I was absolutely blasted by an officer. He got me trying to hail a cab and demanded I show him ID (I haven't been asked for ID since I was 15, so that was really odd), when I didn't have it he flipped his lid and gave me some rant about how I need to understand the law. I tried explaining I was a tourist over for a holiday, but he was having none of it.
I wont go into what happened from there, because it was really unpleasant, but (even including the French) it was the worst I've ever been treated by a policeman. My question is, are American police told to go out with a 'zero-tolerance' policy, or was I just really unlucky in the officer who got me?