Have You Seen My Weiner??!!??

[chode]

One of my favorite lines from a movie. "Something About Mary" of course.

Anyone else have any good one liners from a movie or just life that they like?

 

[vampirecult]

Long........ Hard

 

[General Zod]

From the movie Porky's "has anyone seen Mike Hunt?"😀

 

[vampirecult]

From the movie Porky's "has anyone seen Mike Hunt?"😀

LOL

Porkys 😛

 

[vampirecult]

From Full Metal Jacket

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Five-foot-nine, I didn't know they stacked shit that high.

 

[General Zod]

If you're lookin for sympathy look it up in the dictionary between shit and syphillis

 

[chode]

gen.zod
Your last one was great.


I like this one. "Your a god damn genius Gump!"
After gump puts his rifle together. You have to hear the dude saying it to be funny. But i like it.

 

[Mimi]

From Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back:

"Yo baby, you ever had your asshole licked by a fat man in an overcoat?"


Mimi 😀