Once there was a little boy in church. He had to go to the bathroom so he told his mother, "Mommy, I have to piss."
The mother said, "Son, don`t say piss in church. Next time you have to pee, say "whisper" because it sounds more polite."
The next Sunday, the little boy was sitting by his father this time, and once again he had to go to the bathroom.
He told his father, "Daddy, I have to whisper."
The father said, "OK, here son, whisper in my ear."
The mother said, "Son, don`t say piss in church. Next time you have to pee, say "whisper" because it sounds more polite."
The next Sunday, the little boy was sitting by his father this time, and once again he had to go to the bathroom.
He told his father, "Daddy, I have to whisper."
The father said, "OK, here son, whisper in my ear."
