A blonde dies and arrives at the Pearly Gates, where she is greeted by St. Peter.
"Welcome!" he says. 'Because we are currently operating at 99% capacity we can only let a limited number of souls into heaven. Therefore, you must answer my questions to gain entrance."
"Okay", says the blonde.
"Here`s your question: name two days of the week that begin with the letter T."
"Thats easy. Today and tomorrow!"
"Well, thats not the answer I was thinking of but I`ll give you another question. How many seconds are there in a year?"
"Thats easy. Twelve!"
"Twelve?"
"January second, February second, March second......."
"Okay, okay. I can see you misunderstood this question as well. Okay, one more chance. Whats God`s name?"
"Thats easy. Howard!"
"Howard?"
"You know......."Our Father, who art in heaven, Howard be thy name....."
"Welcome!" he says. 'Because we are currently operating at 99% capacity we can only let a limited number of souls into heaven. Therefore, you must answer my questions to gain entrance."
"Okay", says the blonde.
"Here`s your question: name two days of the week that begin with the letter T."
"Thats easy. Today and tomorrow!"
"Well, thats not the answer I was thinking of but I`ll give you another question. How many seconds are there in a year?"
"Thats easy. Twelve!"
"Twelve?"
"January second, February second, March second......."
"Okay, okay. I can see you misunderstood this question as well. Okay, one more chance. Whats God`s name?"
"Thats easy. Howard!"
"Howard?"
"You know......."Our Father, who art in heaven, Howard be thy name....."
