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HeavenlyTickles only flaw

kered

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HT is very pretty, young, tall and leggy, and bound for a great career. Her only problem is she is a lousy cook. Here is a recent picture of the result of her boiling hotdogs. Blimey!! :veryhappy
 
kered said:
HT is very pretty, young, tall and leggy, and bound for a great career. Her only problem is she is a lousy cook. Here is a recent picture of the result of her boiling hotdogs. Blimey!! :veryhappy
Are you sure that wasn't you farting?

:jester:
 
HeavenlyTickle said:
Are you sure that wasn't you farting?

:jester:

ack don't even mention that word..do you want Maniac invading the humour forum as well?????? 😀
 
AAAAAAHHHHHHHH.................................. let's order take out, okay HT?!
 
isabeau said:
ack don't even mention that word..do you want Maniac invading the humour forum as well?????? 😀
Oops, good point Izzy.
Illtcklu said:
AAAAAAHHHHHHHH.................................. let's order take out, okay HT?!
Sure thing. 😀
 
After more in-depth investigating I must apologize. HT was not boiling hotdogs but was trying to make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. :bouncybou
 
That picture appears in...

...The Oxford Pictorial Dictionary....next to the word 'optimist'.
I mean, what was that guy thinking, standing there tossing that pathetic little bowl of water?
 
kered said:
After more in-depth investigating I must apologize. HT was not boiling hotdogs but was trying to make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. :bouncybou
Don't make it worse for yourself. :whip:
Mastertank1 said:
...The Oxford Pictorial Dictionary....next to the word 'optimist'.
I mean, what was that guy thinking, standing there tossing that pathetic little bowl of water?
I was trapped in there. He was trying to save me. 😛

Although if he was really that heroic, he would have smashed the door down, slung me over his shoulder and carried me to safety, before resuscitating me.

Unfortunately I would have been too busy suffocating to enjo- I mean appreciate it. :angel:

I imagine that's just the sort of thing you'd do Mastertank. Except your version of resuscitation would include me being tied spreadeagle to a bedpost. :woot:
 
You see, THAT kind of thinking....

HeavenlyTickle said:
I was trapped in there. He was trying to save me. 😛

Although if he was really that heroic, he would have smashed the door down, slung me over his shoulder and carried me to safety, before resuscitating me.

Unfortunately I would have been too busy suffocating to enjo- I mean appreciate it. :angel:

I imagine that's just the sort of thing you'd do Mastertank. Except your version of resuscitation would include me being tied spreadeagle to a bedpost. :woot:

Is why I say the only flaw HT has is that she's on the EAST coast of the Atlantic, while I'm over here on the WEST coast of the Atlantic. :smilelove

Sings;

"My HT lies over the ocean,
my HT lies over the sea,
my HT lies over the ocean;
oh please bring my HT to me!" :twohugs:

Unfortunately, my tank is not amphibious. :cry1:
It has all the sailing characteristics of a brick. :shock:
 
Mastertank1 said:
Unfortunately, my tank is not amphibious. :cry1:
It has all the sailing characteristics of a brick. :shock:
Lmao. :jester:

Then buy a yacht instead? Although admittedly it wouldn't be anywhere near as masculine as a tank. :upsidedow
 
HeavenlyTickle said:
Lmao. :jester:

Then buy a yacht instead? Although admittedly it wouldn't be anywhere near as masculine as a tank. :upsidedow

And be called MasterYacht? That would put a serious hole in the big guys image.
 
kered said:
And be called MasterYacht? That would put a serious hole in the big guys image.
Masteryacht... lmao. :jester:

Oh I'm sure it could work. Binding girls in nets and hanging them from the rigging. :upsidedow After all, trying to tickle someone in a tank is no fun. It's too cramped. Believe me, I've been in one. 😛
 
Not MY tank!

HeavenlyTickle said:
Masteryacht... lmao. :jester:

Oh I'm sure it could work. Binding girls in nets and hanging them from the rigging. :upsidedow After all, trying to tickle someone in a tank is no fun. It's too cramped. Believe me, I've been in one. 😛
That's why I chose to modernize and automate a WW I rhomboid; they have room for a standard operating crew of 16 men! With automation allowing for operation by one person, there's lots of room inside for my dungeon playroom! :woot: :woot:

There can be no such thing as a masteryacht; everyone knows all ships are female! :illogical
I'll just have to rent or buy an LST to transport my tank to England. Just imagine the looks on the Bobbies' faces when I lower the ramp and drive my tank out onto the strand! :yowzer: 😱 😕
 
Yeah, man;

maniactickler said:
Did someone mention flatulence? 😕
See that fire in the first post in this thread?
Did you start that with one of your infamous discharges?
Jes' wond'rin'.
 
The cause of the peanut butter and jelly sandwich fire is still under investigation. Quite a mystery since she was studying under the best chefs in the world.
 
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Coming Soon!!! HT's adventures at driving school!
 
Mastertank1 said:
That's why I chose to modernize and automate a WW I rhomboid; they have room for a standard operating crew of 16 men! With automation allowing for operation by one person, there's lots of room inside for my dungeon playroom! :woot: :woot:
Oooh, good thinking Batman. Or Yachtman should I say. 😛
Mastertank1 said:
There can be no such thing as a masteryacht; everyone knows all ships are female! :illogical
Not in Jazzyland they're not. 😀
Mastertank1 said:
I'll just have to rent or buy an LST to transport my tank to England. Just imagine the looks on the Bobbies' faces when I lower the ramp and drive my tank out onto the strand! :yowzer: 😱 😕
Lmao. Yes, that would be a site worth seeing. :jester:
kered said:
The cause of the peanut butter and jelly sandwich fire is still under investigation. Quite a mystery since she was studying under the best chefs in the world.
I have no words for this...
kered said:
Coming Soon!!! HT's adventures at driving school!
O 'ere we go again... 🙄
 
And just where, pray do tell....

HeavenlyTickle said:
Oooh, good thinking Batman. Or Yachtman should I say. 😛Not in Jazzyland they're not. 😀Lmao. Yes, that would be a site worth seeing. :jester:I have no words for this...O 'ere we go again... 🙄
...is Jazzyland? I can't seem to find it on any maps. 🙁
Just coincidentally, naval architecture/yacht design happens to be a hobby of mine. Some of my designs have actually been built, including one with a dungeon playroom as part of the master stateroom suite! :devil2: :2poke:
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