Sultrybrunette
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I don't know if this has been posted before, but I got this and cracked up laughing. Wanted to share it.
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George Bush has a heart attack and dies.
Obviously he goes to hell, where the Devil is waiting for him.
'I'm not sure what to do,' says the Devil.
'You're on my list, but I have no room for you.
As you definitely have to stay here, I'm going to
have to let someone else go.
I've got three folks here who weren't quite as
bad as you.
I'll let one of them go, but you have to take
their place. I'll even let you decide who leaves.'
George thought that sounded pretty good, so he agreed.
The Devil opened the first room. In it were Richard
Nixon and a large pool of hot water.
He kept diving in and climbing out, over and over.
Such was his fate in hell.
'No!' said George. 'I don't think so,
I'm not a good swimmer and don't think I could stay
in hot water all day.'
The Devil led him to the next room. In it was Tony
Blair with a sledgehammer and a room full of rocks. All he
did was swing the hammer, time after time.
No! I've got this problem with my shoulder. I would be in
constant agony if all I could do was break rocks all
day.' commented George.
The Devil opened the third door. In it, George saw
Bill Clinton lying on the floor with his arms staked over
his head, and his legs staked in a spread-eagle pose. Bent
over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing what she does best.
George Bush looked at this in disbelief for a while, and finally
said 'Yeah, I can handle this.'
The Devil smiled and said, 'OK, Monica, you're free to go!'
---------------------------------------------------
George Bush has a heart attack and dies.
Obviously he goes to hell, where the Devil is waiting for him.
'I'm not sure what to do,' says the Devil.
'You're on my list, but I have no room for you.
As you definitely have to stay here, I'm going to
have to let someone else go.
I've got three folks here who weren't quite as
bad as you.
I'll let one of them go, but you have to take
their place. I'll even let you decide who leaves.'
George thought that sounded pretty good, so he agreed.
The Devil opened the first room. In it were Richard
Nixon and a large pool of hot water.
He kept diving in and climbing out, over and over.
Such was his fate in hell.
'No!' said George. 'I don't think so,
I'm not a good swimmer and don't think I could stay
in hot water all day.'
The Devil led him to the next room. In it was Tony
Blair with a sledgehammer and a room full of rocks. All he
did was swing the hammer, time after time.
No! I've got this problem with my shoulder. I would be in
constant agony if all I could do was break rocks all
day.' commented George.
The Devil opened the third door. In it, George saw
Bill Clinton lying on the floor with his arms staked over
his head, and his legs staked in a spread-eagle pose. Bent
over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing what she does best.
George Bush looked at this in disbelief for a while, and finally
said 'Yeah, I can handle this.'
The Devil smiled and said, 'OK, Monica, you're free to go!'
