Hilarious CM Punk Rant

[The Fallen Angel]

WOW!!!! someone takes it a bit serious, i wonder if he knows it isnt real

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[FlockOfSeagulls]

hey Trez, is that a tape of you ???

 

[slacker2114]

He's right about one thing. His life IS fucked, especially if he takes wrestling that seriously.

 

[Goodieluver]

He's prob one of the girls who spammed Matt Hardy's myspace page upset, crying and screaming over him turning on his brother

 

[Laffy Daffy]

Hilarious. I couldn't stop watching.


The best part is the end...

"Well, we all know the undertaker buries people, literally and figuratively. So you know what CM Punk I hope the undertaker f*cking kills you!!!"

 

[Fangz]

YouTube and adolescents are a match made in heaven it seems. I'm glad it wasn't around when I was in high school or I would probably be broadcast making moronic videos like this!

 

[Jason Reborn]

I am a die-hard fan of professional wrestling (heck, I even started training to be a wrestler in the infamous Stu Hart's Dungeon! 😱 ) But this dude is taking it wayyy too seriously. I mean, it's a great sport and it's fun to watch, but dude, it's FAKE!!! These guys don't really hate each other, it's all a part of the show. If someone was to get punched for real, their eyes would be swollen shut or their jaw would be broken. It's open-handed, for crying out loud! Although, don't think it's ALL fake, because it isn't. The tables, ladders, chairs, steel pipes, even the kitchen sink (yes, Al Snow once used an actual detached kitchen sink in a Hardcore rules match) is real. There's no way anyone can fake those things. That's pretty much the only thing that is REAL.

 

[gilmourwaters]

ok..where's my taser??..........and why am i picturing Mick Foley doing the exact same thing when he was a kid?...lol

 

[Heeko]

He knows it's fake because he used the term "sell" and said Punk wouldn't 'sell' the swantom from Hardy. But geezus this guy takes this crap waaay too seriously. You have to laugh at the poor guy.

 

[Lilmissticklishfeet]

Wow...what a spaz! This guy is a complete 'mark' (meaning he thinks that everything in wrestling is real). I suggest we take up a collection and buy this guy a clue! WHO'S WITH ME?!

 

[Goodieluver]

Wow...what a spaz! This guy is a complete 'mark' (meaning he thinks that everything in wrestling is real). I suggest we take up a collection and buy this guy a clue! WHO'S WITH ME?!

There is more to the definition of a mark than what you put there.

 

[The Fallen Angel]

There is more to the definition of a mark than what you put there.

agreed, but this guy is clearly a jeff hardy mark

 

[Laffy Daffy]

Sketch, you trained in the Dungeon??? (And it appears I've finally given myself away as a closet wrestling fan) That's crazy... what was it like? And what made you decide to get out of the biz? (assuming you're not a pro wrestler trying to remain anonymous on the Forum)