Hillbilly Birth

[Limeoutsider]

Deep in the back woods, of Letcher County Kentucky a hillbilly's wife went
into labor in the middle of the night, and the doctor was called out to
assist in the delivery.

Since there was no electricity, the doctor handed the father-to-be a
lantern

and said, "Here. You hold this high so I can see what I am doing!."

Soon, a baby boy was brought into the world. "Whoa there", said the doctor,
"Don't be in such a rush to put that lantern down I think there's another
one coming."

Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered a baby girl. "Hold that
lantern

up, don't set it down there's another one!" Said the doctor.

Within a few minutes he had delivered a third baby. "No, don't be in a
hurry

to put down that lantern, it seems there's yet another one coming!" cried
the doctor.

The redneck scratched his head in bewilderment, and asked the doctor,

"You reckon it might be the light that's attractin' 'em?"

 

[milagros317]

OMG, that is a riot. 😀

 

[amk714]

Wow! Maybe the redneck should've put down the lantern after the first one.

 

[sole seeker]

I liked that one. Of course, I'm a bit of a hill-billy. An urban hill-billy, to be sure, but hill-billy just the same.