What is a belly dancers favourite song?
Sheik, rattle and roll
How many [tribal] belly dancers does it take to change a light bulb?
At least 6--one to change the bulb and 5 to dance in the background, more if you have live musicians.
SO,...what kind of crowds do belly dancers hang out in???
Hip Circles
What do belly dancers do on their nights off?
Go out dancing sheik to sheik!
What do you get when you cross a belly dancer with an OCTOPUS?
I don't know, but you ought to see the way it plays zills!
Belly Dance Limerick
There was a quite fine belly dancer
Whose admirer desired to romance her:
He unsheathed his big yataghan;
She exclaimed, "Oh, not that again!"
Then she fled in fear that he might lance her.
(The definition of a yataghan is "a long knife or short sabre common among Muslims that is made without a cross guard and usu. with a double curve to the edge and a nearly straight back". Webster's Ninth New Collegiate Dictionary)
Sheik, rattle and roll
How many [tribal] belly dancers does it take to change a light bulb?
At least 6--one to change the bulb and 5 to dance in the background, more if you have live musicians.
SO,...what kind of crowds do belly dancers hang out in???
Hip Circles
What do belly dancers do on their nights off?
Go out dancing sheik to sheik!
What do you get when you cross a belly dancer with an OCTOPUS?
I don't know, but you ought to see the way it plays zills!
Belly Dance Limerick
There was a quite fine belly dancer
Whose admirer desired to romance her:
He unsheathed his big yataghan;
She exclaimed, "Oh, not that again!"
Then she fled in fear that he might lance her.
(The definition of a yataghan is "a long knife or short sabre common among Muslims that is made without a cross guard and usu. with a double curve to the edge and a nearly straight back". Webster's Ninth New Collegiate Dictionary)
