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Ho Ho Humph!

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May large velvet-suited figures burn their rumps in your firepits.

May bald-headed elves sing "Krishna-Krishna" upon thy doorstep.

May yowling felines play havock upon your holiday garbage.


Dave - May your lightsaber wink on and off like those annoying lights. 😉

Pirate - May your gangplank have mistletoe hung above it, and may Roseanne Barr board thy vessel forthwith.

Scoobit - May Shaggy bless you with a specially-rolled holly filled joint.

Knockedup - May George Bush carve thy turkey, deep fried, of course, in Iraqi oil. 😉

Pez - May your hair turn a festive shade of blue, and may you avoid the traditional puppy-urination upon thy shoe.

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Ho, Hooo Humph!

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The merriest of Christmases to you, Mr. Biscuit...and I fear Mr. Bush not, only where he decides to deep fry that turkey. I hope he's not one of those morons who try to do it on their stove...I heard a couple of stories where people burned their houses down...
Good hearing from you, Biz. Be safe.
 
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