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Holiday Joke Thread

manga_geek13

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Simply post a joke that relates to the current or nearby holiday.​


I'll start!! Since Halloween is a week away.. :frankie: :ghostie:

What do you call a bun without its hot dog?

...A hollow-weenie. :laughhard:

How do you fix a broken pumpkin?

...You use a pumpkin patch. :cheesy:
 
If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?

Pilgrims 😀
 
You've heard the song: "I'm Dreaming Of A White Christmas".

We are having A White Thanksgiving.
 
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