Horse in a bar joke

[natural tickler]

A man walked in a bar and wanted a drink, but had no money. So the bartender said "You see that horse in the corner?? You make him laugh, and the drinks are free" So the guy whispered something to the horse and the horse is balling out laughing

The next day the bartender said, "Now go make him cry"

He went and whispered to the horse, and now the horse is wailing

The third day the guy has money now, and the bartender asks "What did you say to make him laugh??" the guy said "I told him my dick was bigger than his"
Then the bartender asks, "What did you do to make him cry??" the guy said

"I showed it to him to prove I was right"

😛

 

[milagros317]

LOL 😛
Very amusing. 😀

 

[bellystrokes]

Now he better not go swinging that thing around, someone could get their teeth knocked out---heheehe. Knock knock.