Horseback Riding Blonde

[unclebill]

A blonde named Melanie 😉 had a near death experience.

The other day she went horseback riding. Everything was going fine until the horse started bouncing out of control. She tried with all her might to hang on, but was thrown off.

Just when things could not possibly get worse, her foot got caught in the stirups. When this happened, she fell head first to the ground. Her head continued to bounce harder as the horse did not stop or even slow down.

Just as she was giving up hope and losing consciousness, the Wal-Mart manager happened to walk by and unplugged it.

 

[milagros317]

LOL 😛
Very amusing, but you need not have named her Melanie. 😀

 

[unclebill]

LOL 😛
Very amusing, but you need not have named her Melanie. 😀

Oops, I must have forgot that is Izzy`s real name.

 

[isabeau]

Oops, I must have forgot that is Izzy`s real name.

hmm sure sure sure..just you wait..i'lll come up with a doozie..i will, i will, just wait til my brain gets settled from all that shaking around..

o and hardy har har, i've heard this joke before..and i got it.. so there