the woman.....
1. takes off her clothes, places them in the hamper, according to color.
2. puts on long robe and walks to the bathroom, if she encounters her husband along the way, she covers up any exposed area.
3. in the bathroom, removes robe, gathers the various types of soap for the various parts of her body, steps on bathmat, then enters shower.
4. shampoos hair, rinses.
5. uses the different soaps for the various parts of her body, making sure the soap stays clean
6. shaves armpits and legs.
7. rinses conditioner from hair.
8. turns off shower, reaches for a towel the size of a small country.
9. carefully steps on mat, dries herself off.
10. puts robe back on, sprays down shower walls with tylex, closes shower door, turns out lights.
11. walks back to the bedroom, if she encounters her husband, she covers up any exposed area..
the man..
1. takes off clothes, dumps them on the floor.
2. walks naked to the bathroom, if he encounters wife along the way, grabs Mr. Happy, shakes it at her, and goes whoo whooo whoooo
3. goes into the bathroom, avoids the mat.
4. gets into the shower.
5. washes as little as possible.
6. farts loudly, laughs as the sound is magnetized within the shower cubicle.
7. spends a great deal of time washing Mr. Happy.
8. washes butt and butt hole, making sure to get as many hairs as possible on the soap.
9. turns off shower, reaches for a towel.
10. steps out of the shower, stepping over the mat, leaving the shower door open, and all lights blazing.
11. walks back to the bedroom with towel around waist, if he encounters wife along the way, shakes Mr. Happy at her and goes whooo whoooo whooo
12. sits on bed and complains about how messy the house is..
1. takes off her clothes, places them in the hamper, according to color.
2. puts on long robe and walks to the bathroom, if she encounters her husband along the way, she covers up any exposed area.
3. in the bathroom, removes robe, gathers the various types of soap for the various parts of her body, steps on bathmat, then enters shower.
4. shampoos hair, rinses.
5. uses the different soaps for the various parts of her body, making sure the soap stays clean
6. shaves armpits and legs.
7. rinses conditioner from hair.
8. turns off shower, reaches for a towel the size of a small country.
9. carefully steps on mat, dries herself off.
10. puts robe back on, sprays down shower walls with tylex, closes shower door, turns out lights.
11. walks back to the bedroom, if she encounters her husband, she covers up any exposed area..
the man..
1. takes off clothes, dumps them on the floor.
2. walks naked to the bathroom, if he encounters wife along the way, grabs Mr. Happy, shakes it at her, and goes whoo whooo whoooo
3. goes into the bathroom, avoids the mat.
4. gets into the shower.
5. washes as little as possible.
6. farts loudly, laughs as the sound is magnetized within the shower cubicle.
7. spends a great deal of time washing Mr. Happy.
8. washes butt and butt hole, making sure to get as many hairs as possible on the soap.
9. turns off shower, reaches for a towel.
10. steps out of the shower, stepping over the mat, leaving the shower door open, and all lights blazing.
11. walks back to the bedroom with towel around waist, if he encounters wife along the way, shakes Mr. Happy at her and goes whooo whoooo whooo
12. sits on bed and complains about how messy the house is..
