How are you going to tickle her...

[TD01089]

you know I could use my magical powers and tickle her with many different elements such as vines or water

 

[voided9]

you know I could use my magical powers and tickle her with many different elements such as vines or water

Oh my, we are getting creative in here!

 

[Jagermeistered]

you know I could use my magical powers and tickle her with many different elements such as vines or water

Mr. Dungeons and Dragons... 😛

 

[Jagermeistered]

Oh my, we are getting creative in here!

You will end up feet above boobs... 😛

 

[voided9]

You will end up feet above boobs... 😛

You're a brat =P

 

[c7_assassin]

SHOOTING SCRIPT: TITANIC

ACT III:

FADE IN:

BRANDI: JACK!

LEO DICAPRIO: BRANDI!

BRANDI: JACK... THIS IS WHERE WE FIRST MET!

[JACK KISSES HER TENDERY ON THE FOREHEAD. THEY'RE BOTH ABOUT TO DIE, BUT THIS MOMENT IS NICE]

[THE BOAT TILTS FOREWARD]

[BRANDI SLIPS, BUT SHE CATCHES HER ANKLE THROUGH THE RUNGS OF THE METAL RAILING]

LEO DICAPRIO: I'VE GOT YOU BRANDI! I WON'T LET YOU FALL! YOU JUMP, I JUMP!

[FROM OFFSCREEN]: SO JUMP.

[JAGER, C7 and SEAMUS THE BADGER APPEAR, ALL WEARING TUXEDOS AND POINTY HATS]

LEO DICAPRIO: WHAT THE...

[JAGER KICKS LEO OFF THE STERN OF THE SHIP. HE HITS THE RUDDER AND MAKES A HILARIOUS 'BOING' SOUND AS HE CRASHES INTO PROPELLERS AND THEN PLUMMETS INTO THE OCEAN]

BRANDI: JACK! I'LL NEVER LET GO!

C7: THAT'S WHAT YOU THINK.

[JAGER, C7, AND THE BADGER BEGIN TO TICKLE BRANDI'S FEET]

BRANDI: OH! SQUEEE! WHY WOULD YOU BE DOING THIS TO ME NOW?

JAGER: WHY?

BRANDI: YES, WHY?

C7: WHYYYYYY?

BRANDI: OH GOD, I CAN'T HANG ON ANY LONGER! WHYYYYY?

SEAMUS THE BADGER: KRRRRSHHHHKRSHHHHNNNNNNNGGGGHHHH!!!!!

BRANDI: I DON'T SPEAK SPANISH!

[BEFORE ANYONE CAN FIGURE OUT WHY THIS IS HAPPENING, EVERYONE PLUNGES INTO THE OCEAN.]

[SEAMUS THE BADGER HITCHES A RIDE ON C7'S HEAD FOR AWHILE UNTIL HIS HANGOVER WEARS OFF, AT WHICH POINT C7 PUNTS HIM ACROSS THE WATER, AND ACCIDENTALLY INTO A LIFEBOAT. THE LAST THING C7 HEARS IS SEAMUS SNIGGERING AT HIM. BADGERS ARE ASSHOLES.]

[JAGER AND BRANDI SHARE A FLOATING MATRESS, AND SHE KEEPS WARM BY SWATTING HIM REPEATEDLY FOR TAKING ADVANTAGE OF HER FEET WHILE HE SLOWLY FREEZES TO DEATH]

BRANDI: I... CAN'T... FEEL... MY... BODY....

JAGER: OH... BULLSHIT...

[JAGER SWIMS OVER AND TICKLES HER FEET]

BRANDI: ARGH! YOU'RE... SUCH... AN... ASSHOLE!...

[BRANDI KICKS HIM IN THE FACE]

[JAGER IS STUNNED AND BEGINS TO SINK BENEATH THE WAVES...]

JAGER: I REGRET NOTHING... I HAVE LIVED AS FEW MEN DARED TO DREAM...

[BRANDI LIES BACK, WAITING TO ACCEPT DEATH]

[SUDDENLY SHE IS GRABBED FROM BEHIND AND HOISTED INTO A BOAT]

BRANDI: WHAT? WHO? WHO HAS SAVED ME?

SEAMUS THE BADGER: I'M BACK, BABY.

[SEAMUS POUNCES ON HER HYPOTHERMICALLY DISABLED BODY, TICKLING HER TO SPEED UP RECOVERY]

[FADE OUT. CELINE DION STARTS WAILING LIKE SOMEBODY APPLIED NIPPLE CLAMPS TO AN OSTRICH.]

 

[voided9]

That was the best thing I've ever read. Bravo, sir.

 

[scorpio87]

all over with feathers and fingers, for hours! 😛

 

[voided9]

all over with feathers and fingers, for hours! 😛

Jerk! =P