She was Soooooooo Blonde .
> >> * She thought a quarterback was a refund.
> >> * She thought General Motors was in the army.
> >> * She thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
> >> * She thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.
> >> * At the bottom of an application where it says "Sign
> >> here:" she wrote "Sagittarius."
> >>
> >> She Was Soooooooooooooo Blonde...
> >> * She took the ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
> >> * She sent a fax with a stamp on it.
> >> * Under "education" on her job application, she put
> >> "Hooked On Phonics."
> >>
> >> She was Sooooooooooooooooo Blonde...
> >> * She tripped over a cordless phone.
> >> * She spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice can because
> >> it said "Concentrate."
> >> * She told me to meet her at the corner of "WALK" and
> >> "DON'T WALK."
> >> * She tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.
> >>
> >> She was Soooooooooooooooooooo Blonde...
> >> * She studied for a blood test.
> >> * She sold her car for gas money.
> >> * When she missed bus #44 she took bus #22 twice
> >> instead.
> >> * When she went to the airport and saw a sign that
> >> said, "Airport Left,"
> >> she turned around and went home.
> >>
> >> She Was Sooooooooooooooooooooo Blonde...
> >> * When she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around
> >> the home, she moved.
> >> * She thought if she spoke her mind, she'd be
> >> speechless.
> >> * She thought that she could not use her AM radio in
> >> the evening.
> >> * She had a shirt that said "TGIF," which she thought
> >> stood for "This Goes In Front."
> >>
> >> AND MY PERSONAL FAVORITE:
> >>
> >> She is sooooooooooooooooo Blonde...
> >>
> >> She thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company.
> >> * She thought a quarterback was a refund.
> >> * She thought General Motors was in the army.
> >> * She thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
> >> * She thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.
> >> * At the bottom of an application where it says "Sign
> >> here:" she wrote "Sagittarius."
> >>
> >> She Was Soooooooooooooo Blonde...
> >> * She took the ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
> >> * She sent a fax with a stamp on it.
> >> * Under "education" on her job application, she put
> >> "Hooked On Phonics."
> >>
> >> She was Sooooooooooooooooo Blonde...
> >> * She tripped over a cordless phone.
> >> * She spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice can because
> >> it said "Concentrate."
> >> * She told me to meet her at the corner of "WALK" and
> >> "DON'T WALK."
> >> * She tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.
> >>
> >> She was Soooooooooooooooooooo Blonde...
> >> * She studied for a blood test.
> >> * She sold her car for gas money.
> >> * When she missed bus #44 she took bus #22 twice
> >> instead.
> >> * When she went to the airport and saw a sign that
> >> said, "Airport Left,"
> >> she turned around and went home.
> >>
> >> She Was Sooooooooooooooooooooo Blonde...
> >> * When she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around
> >> the home, she moved.
> >> * She thought if she spoke her mind, she'd be
> >> speechless.
> >> * She thought that she could not use her AM radio in
> >> the evening.
> >> * She had a shirt that said "TGIF," which she thought
> >> stood for "This Goes In Front."
> >>
> >> AND MY PERSONAL FAVORITE:
> >>
> >> She is sooooooooooooooooo Blonde...
> >>
> >> She thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company.
