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How can you get along without knowing these things ?

TKpervert

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all true (I think)...


Many years ago in Scotland, a new game was invented. It was ruled
"Gentlemen Only...Ladies Forbidden"...and thus the word GOLF entered
into the English
language.
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The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time TV were
Fred
and Wilma Flintstone.
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Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than the US Treasury.

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Men can read smaller print than women can; women can hear better.
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Coca-Cola was originally green.
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It is impossible to lick your elbow.
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The State with the highest percentage of people who walk to work:
Alaska
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The percentage of Africa that is wilderness: 28% (now get this...)

The percentage of North America that is wilderness: 38%
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The cost of raising a medium-size dog to the age of eleven: $6,400
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The average number of people airborne over the US any given hour:
61,000
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Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair.
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The first novel ever written on a typewriter: Tom Sawyer.
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The San Francisco Cable cars are the only mobile National Monuments.

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Each king in a deck of playing cards represents a great king from
history:


Spades - King David
Hearts - Charlemagne
Clubs -Alexander, the Great
Diamonds - Julius Caesar

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111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321
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If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front legs in
the
air, the person died in battle. If the horse has one front leg in the
air the
person died as a result of wounds received in battle. If the horse has
all
four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes.
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Only two people signed the Declaration of Independence on July 4th,
John
Hancock and Charles Thomson. Most of the rest signed on August 2, but
the last
signature wasn't added until 5 years later.
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Q. Half of all Americans live within 50 miles of what?
A. Their birthplace
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Q. Most boat owners name their boats. What is the most popular boat
name
requested?
A. Obsession
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Q. If you were to spell out numbers, how far would you have to go until
you
would find the letter "A"?
A. One thousand
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Q. What do bulletproof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers, and
laser
printers all have in common?
A. All invented by women.
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Q. What is the only food that doesn't spoil?
A. Honey
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Q. Which day are there more collect calls than any other day of the
year?
A. Father's Day
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In Shakespeare's time, mattresses were secured on bed frames by ropes.
When
you pulled on the ropes the mattress tightened, making the bed firmer to

sleep on. Hence the phrase......... "goodnight, sleep tight."
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
It was the accepted practice in Babylon 4,000 years ago that for a
month
after the wedding, the bride's father would supply his son-in-law with
all the
mead he could drink. Mead is a honey beer and becau se their calendar
was
lunar based, this period was called the honey month, which we know
today as the
honeymoon.
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In English pubs, ale is ordered by pints and quarts... So in old
England,
when customers got unruly, the bartender would yell at them "Mind your
pints
and quarts, and settle down."

It's where we get the phrase "mind your P's and Q's"
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Many years ago in England, pub frequenters had a whistle baked into the
rim,
or handle, of their ceramic cups. When they needed a refill, they used
the
whistle to get some service. "Wet your whistle" is the phrase inspired

by this practice.

~~~~~~~~~~~AND FINALLY~~~~~~~~~~~~

At least 75% of people who read this will try to lick their elbow.
 
TKpervert said:







~~~~~~~~~~~AND FINALLY~~~~~~~~~~~~

At least 75% of people who read this will try to lick their elbow.
Nope, but does thinking about it count?
 
LOL omg i just tried to lick my elbow and Jester thought i was insane..lol..wow im a doofus
 
The two funniest ones for me are the day more collect calls are placed, Father's Day, and that half of all people live within 50 miles of their birthplace.
For me, I have never called my father collect for Father's Day. I have either been with him, or we were estranged, or the one year I was talking to him, and couldnt be with him, because I was sick, I called him on his cell phone at my expense.
I will admit that the living no more than 50 miles from my birthplace was true for me until May 19,1999, when I moved here. Now I live about 150 miles from my birthplace, which happens to be Manhattan, New York City. Most people in the county I live in have been here for generations, so I think that not living more than 50 miles from birthplace is true for many in this county. Some dont migrate away from their birthplace, others do, and I dont ever plan to live in New York again, only go up to visit family and friends.


Mitch
 
I heard that "mind your p's and q's" was because the bartender would keep track of how much you had drunk on a chalkboard with p's and q's and if you didn't watch they might pad the bill.
 
I must disagree....

I'm willing to bet good money Gere Simmons can lick his elbow...
 
TKpervert said:
all true (I think)...

Many years ago in Scotland, a new game was invented. It was ruled
"Gentlemen Only...Ladies Forbidden"...and thus the word GOLF entered
into the English
language.


Actually, the game of golf was created by the irish and then given to the scottish as a private joke. 🙂
 
another way..

I too have heard a different origin for "mind your p's and q's". In the early days of printing, hand-made block letters were used for printing purposes. Noting the confusion, often young printers were told to 'mind their p's and q's" when searching for the proper block of type letter.
 
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