How Many Blondes Does It Take To Screw In A Lightbulb?

[goddess_nemesis]

NONE! Blondes don't screw in lightbulbs, they screw in cars!

 

[Illtcklu]

That's it! Where's Izzy? I need to go for a ride somewhere.

 

[isabeau]

That's it! Where's Izzy? I need to go for a ride somewhere.

i do not screw in cars... grrrrrrrrrrrrrr and nemesis how could you?? lol

 

[goddess_nemesis]

i do not screw in cars... grrrrrrrrrrrrrr and nemesis how could you?? lol

😀 love you too, isabeau!

 

[Illtcklu]

😀 love you too, isabeau!

So do I. Especially in my car! 😱

 

[milagros317]

LOL 😛
Very amusing. 😀

 

[Mastertank1]

In a lightbulb?

I don't know any who are small enough to screw in a lightbulb! 😛

Mastertank1

We who play and dance are thought mad by they who hear no music!

 

[HeavenlyTickle]

I don't know any who are small enough to screw in a lightbulb! 😛

Except Tinkerbell! 😀

 

[kered]

...Blimey!!!

 

[HeavenlyTickle]

...Blimey!!!

LMAO.

 

[Mastertank1]

If she's the only one in the lightbulb

Except Tinkerbell! 😀

then it's not screwing, it's masturbation. 😛
The question was how many does it take to screw in a light bulb. The answer has to be at least two, same as any other place!

Mastertank1

We who play and dance are thought mad by they who hear no music!

 

[tulipangel]

Tee Hee Hee! Lightbulb! LOL I got that with out re-reading it 5 times YAY!!!!!!!!! 😛

 

[HeavenlyTickle]

then it's not screwing, it's masturbation. 😛
The question was how many does it take to screw in a light bulb. The answer has to be at least two, same as any other place!

Mastertank1

We who play and dance are thought mad by they who hear no music!

Thanks for the Sex Ed. Class. 😛

 

[Illtcklu]

...Blimey!!!

......Good one ol' Bean!

 

[HeavenlyTickle]

......Good one ol' Bean!

No it bloody well isn't. He's just repeating phrases he's heard me say. His parrots could do that! 🙄

 

[Illtcklu]

Tee Hee Hee! Lightbulb! LOL I got that with out re-reading it 5 times YAY!!!!!!!!! 😛

...........................it was six! BUT! Who's counting! -lol



Love ya Tulip...................really! Put the broom down!



Hmmmm that reminds me...........are you going to clean or fly away?!

 

[Vexis]

...i need to get me a car!

 

[isabeau]

...i need to get me a car!

but,but.. it's a myth... grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

 

[Illtcklu]

but,but.. it's a myth... grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

myths are based in truth.

 

[bellystrokes]

myths are based in truth.

Myths? Did someone say myths.

 

[Illtcklu]

Myths? Did someone say myths.

Yes, I know. All kinds of myths about goddesses.

 

[Mastertank1]

Just BTW...

Thanks for the Sex Ed. Class. 😛

Who is this guy calleed Sex Ed that they keep teaching classes about?

Mastertank1

We who play and dance are thought mad by they who hear no music!

 

[Mastertank1]

Well!

Yes, I know. All kinds of myths about goddesses.

Here's another fine myth you've gotten me into!

Mastertank1

We who play and dance are thought mad by they who hear no music!

 

[tulipangel]

...........................it was six! BUT! Who's counting! -lol



Love ya Tulip...................really! Put the broom down!



Hmmmm that reminds me...........are you going to clean or fly away?!

Yeah ok, 6 times geesh thanks for blowin' my spot lmao!
I fly on brooms 😉

 

[Mastertank1]

You fly on brooms? Cool!

Yeah ok, 6 times geesh thanks for blowin' my spot lmao!
I fly on brooms 😉

Are you a civilian pilot or a flight officer in the WAF (Wiccan Air Force)?

Mastertank1

We who play and dance are thought mad by they who hear no music!