How Many Dogs Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?--a funny!

[steph]

1. Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got
our
whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid
burned out bulb?

2. Border Collie: Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not
up
to code.

3. Dachshund: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!

4. Rottweiler: Make me

5. Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark.

6. Lab: Oh, me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can
I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeeeeze, please, please,
please!

7. German Shepherd: I'll change it as soon as I've led these people
from
the dark, check to make sure I haven't missed any, and make just one
more
perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the
situation.

8. Jack Russell Terrier: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the
walls and furniture.

9. Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a
light
bulb?

10. Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the
dark.

11. Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb. Or "We don't need no stinking light
bulb"

12. Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares?

13. Australian Cattle Dog : First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a
little
circle...

14. Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it.
By
the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.


The Cat's Answer:

Dogs do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs. So, the real
question is:

How long will it be before I can expect some light, some dinner, and a
massage?"

 

[milagros317]

LMAO 😛
Very funny, Steph. 😀 The cat is wise.

 

[chickles_:)]

Steph!
So cute!! *giggles* I loved it! You are so creative, hun!
The cat act was especially delightful, being a cat-lover myself. 😀
Many blessings,
Chickles_🙂

 

[vampirecult]

Steph!
So cute!! *giggles* I loved it! You are so creative, hun!
The cat act was especially delightful, being a cat-lover myself. 😀
Many blessings,
Chickles_🙂

 

[ticklkitten]

lol, I love it! My last dog (that my ex stole grrrrr) is a Border Collie! SOOOO smart!

 

[steph]

Glad you liked it friends!

 

[chickles_:)]

Hiya
awwwwwwwe V-C that was so sweet of you!
Even though i tried to steel myself those cute kitten pictures were too much! Talk about heart-endearing!
Kittens make life so much more enjoyable - i have yet to get angry at one (and that's counting the little critter who tore at my sheer curtains a couple of years ago! )
Thanks again V-C!
Many blessings,
Chickles🙂

 

[Oddjob0226]

Those are some smart-mouth bitches!