How To Cook A Turkey

[njjen3953]

Step 1: Go buy a turkey

Step 2: Take a drink of whiskey, scotch, or JD

Step 3: Put turkey in the oven

Step 4: Take another 2 drinks of whiskey

Step 5: Set the degree at 375 ovens

Step 6: Take 3 more whiskeys of drink

Step 7: Turn oven the on

Step 8: Take 4 whisks of drinky

Step 9: Turk the bastey

Step 10: Whiskey another bottle of get

Step 11: Stick a turkey in the thermometer

Step 12: Glass yourself a pour of whiskey

Step 13: Bake the whiskey for 4 hours

Step 14: Take the oven out of the turkey

Step 15: Take the oven out of the turkey

Step 16: Floor the turkey up off the pick

Step 17: Turk the carvey

Step 18: Get yourself another scottle of botch

Step 19: Tet the sable and pour yourself a glass of turkey

Step 20: Bless the saying, pass and eat out!

 

[qjakal]

Traditional....

I miss those traditional upstate NY Thanksgivings....

😛 Q

 

[njjen3953]

Q,
I am staying home alone and watching movies all day. Wanna join me? 😉

 

[qjakal]

Virtual Q

Actually, I'm working a bit in the a.m. and then it's off to Moms. Dad just got out of the hospital after (another) heart attack, so it'll be a quiet day overall I imagine. Set a virtual spot for me though, if you would, and thanks for the invite! 😉 Q

 

[TickledToDeath]

Pounds like a slan to meme🙄

TTD


Lmao, great one jen!


TTD

 

[sole seeker]

Cute post, Jen. Sorry I don't live close enough to ask you over for Turkey-day. Actually, we're having basted chicken.
(I told that rooster not to get cocky with me!)

 

[njjen3953]

Q,
I will save that seat right next to me on the couch. 😉

sole seeker,
Thanks for the invite. I would have liked the cbhicken. I went to the store tonight to get a chicken for dinner and they were all out. What's up with that, the night before Thanksgiving?

TTD,
I need to talk to you asap. If you have not already done so, check your e-mail.

 

[Knox The Hatter]

Here's another way to cook a turkey:
Next November, preferably the first Tuesday, go into the voting booth, and pull the lever for the challenger, whoever it may be. Enough people do it and the turkey's cooked.

 

[Strelnikov]

I like my recipe better, Jen.
http://www.ticklingforum.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=37510

Strelnikov