How to know when a guy likes you girls?

[tickleboynyc]

After much debate and confusion as to how a guy can tell if a girl is interested in him, it seems that there is know way of knowing. If she looks at you that may be a good sign - or it may not be. If she touches you that may be a good sign - or it may not be. If she plays with her hair she may like you. Or she may have lice. There's no way of knowing.

So, I thought I would create this thread to help out the girls. How to know if a guy likes you.

a) Well it's simple. He'll come up and talk to you. Now, if you have a rather attractive friend and a lot of guys are suddenly hitting on you around her, it's basically because he fancies your friend and wants to talk to her, but doesn't have the testicular fortitude and instead speaks to you, hoping somehow to bring your more aesthetically pleasing friend into the conversation later.

b) If any guy talks to you in a night club, disco - then bingo. He likes you. Or - it's 2am and he can't find anyone else and is pretty sure that somebody like you would be easy to pull on account of you not being very attractive. Or having a beard.

c) Guys want to make girls laugh. But just because he doesn't make you laugh doesn't mean that he isn't interested in you. He may just have no sense of humour - like me. Or one of you may be a retard. Laugh along anyway and see where it leads.

d) Guys are simple creatures, stimulated by visual images. Guys are also blessed with a myriad of perversions, meaning that whether you're short/tall, slim/obese, smell nice or bad or have a beard - there'll be a guy out there for you somewhere that you can like. But in general follow several simple rules to make yourself optimally attractive to as many men as possible: -

1) Be slim.
2) Have long, clean hair
3) Smile
4) Don't laugh at a guy - unless he's telling a joke, or one of you is a retard (see point C above)
5) Never talk about anything revolting, such as your illness, bowel movements or freak accidents. We don't need to know that sort of stuff.
6) Have a tones body. It's very visually stimulating.
7) Wear revealing clothes
8) Wear nice perfume
9) Have an air of mystery - a certain je ne sais quois
10) Laugh at his jokes

This is my - not especially good - contribution. Please feel free to embellish this or to correct me.

you're joking, right?

 

[tickleboynyc]

here's my advice, for what it's worth.

BE YOURSELF.

nothing is more of a turn off -to me at least-than a girl trying to be what she imagines guys like. we're not stereotypes. neither are women. we're wired to be attracted to each other. let nature do its work,. the rest will follow.

and btw nothing is more attractive to me than stimulating conversation. and yes, i do have female friends and no ,they're not all ugly or unattractive.

 

[kis123]

What would be the point in wondering? Buy a vibrator, it truly is a girl's best friend, and can satisfy you better than any man ever could. The only thing a woman needs a man for is cause depression by not living up to her ideal fantasies, give her money to buy stuff, and someone to take the blame for whatever's bothering her.

And maybe for children, because they sure as shit don't need us for sex.

This is the type of mindset that keeps my vibrator in a drawer with EXTRA AA batteries! I don't have ideal fantasies, men took that away from me years ago starting off with my own father!

And for those of you with your "standards" of attractiveness, I have something special to say to you:

I'm fat---yes you read that right! I have more self-confidence and self-esteem than I've ever had in my life and I'm pretty close to the heaviest I've ever been. I still won't let society beat me down and make me feel lesser than because of my size. My profile is on several BBW websites and guess what? I get responses every day! It drives my SO nuts because that's how he met me and he knows I can get a man anytime I want one. He knows I'm a damn good woman who has his back and handles the business. He knows I'm worth it because I take care of myself and my children like a woman should and I take damn good care of him. When I'm single I'm strong and will plow through whatever it takes to get ahead. When I'm in a relationship, I will honor and respect my man as he honors and respects me. I'll can just melt into his arms and we can become one person. That's what it's about for me; that's what works in my relationships.

You're absolutely right, women no longer need men. We have our own jobs, education, money, homes, cars, and no longer need someone to make us feel like women. We can do that for ourselves and you should be glad we can be that confident and independent. It grates a man's nerves to constantly validate and emotionally support a clingy, needy, desparate, silly woman don't you think?