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How to make a turkey float

Bugman

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How can you make a turkey float?
You need 2 scoops of ice cream, some root beer, and a turkey

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I HOPE THAT YOU DID NOT LOSE ANY SLEEP WHILE THINKING THIS ONE UP.


GOES TO SHOW THAT YOU NEED A REGULAR JOB.😛:eeew:
 
Thats one job bugman should not have, comedic writter🙂
 
This is a pleasanter variation of the sick version I once heard, "How do you make a dead baby float?" Answer: "Soda water, chocolate syrup, and two scoops of the dead baby." 😱 :eeew:
 
You know what you call a guy with no arms and no legs floating on the water?















Bob.:rowfull:
 
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