B Bugman Level of Quintuple Garnet Feather Joined Feb 4, 2006 Messages 32,843 Points 0 Nov 23, 2008 #1 How can you make a turkey float? You need 2 scoops of ice cream, some root beer, and a turkey
P paracarl44 Wielder of 100 Feathers Joined Mar 16, 2007 Messages 130,075 Points 0 Nov 23, 2008 #2 I HOPE THAT YOU DID NOT LOSE ANY SLEEP WHILE THINKING THIS ONE UP. GOES TO SHOW THAT YOU NEED A REGULAR JOB.😛
I HOPE THAT YOU DID NOT LOSE ANY SLEEP WHILE THINKING THIS ONE UP. GOES TO SHOW THAT YOU NEED A REGULAR JOB.😛
H Homer28 4th Level Red Feather Joined Sep 11, 2008 Messages 1,961 Points 0 Nov 23, 2008 #3 Thats one job bugman should not have, comedic writter🙂
milagros317 Wielder of 500 Feathers Joined Jan 12, 2002 Messages 649,215 Points 113 Nov 23, 2008 #4 This is a pleasanter variation of the sick version I once heard, "How do you make a dead baby float?" Answer: "Soda water, chocolate syrup, and two scoops of the dead baby." 😱
This is a pleasanter variation of the sick version I once heard, "How do you make a dead baby float?" Answer: "Soda water, chocolate syrup, and two scoops of the dead baby." 😱
B Bugman Level of Quintuple Garnet Feather Joined Feb 4, 2006 Messages 32,843 Points 0 Nov 23, 2008 #5 You know what you call a guy with no arms and no legs floating on the water? Bob.
K karategirl18 TMF Expert Joined Jul 15, 2007 Messages 475 Points 0 Nov 24, 2008 #7 lol, wow...thats..um..wow
T tickledgirl 3rd Level Blue Feather Joined Oct 22, 2005 Messages 5,615 Points 0 Nov 25, 2008 #8 bugman said: You know what you call a guy with no arms and no legs floating on the water? Bob. Click to expand... What do you call the same guy hanging on a wall? Art!
bugman said: You know what you call a guy with no arms and no legs floating on the water? Bob. Click to expand... What do you call the same guy hanging on a wall? Art!
B Bugman Level of Quintuple Garnet Feather Joined Feb 4, 2006 Messages 32,843 Points 0 Nov 25, 2008 #9 tickledgirl said: What do you call the same guy hanging on a wall? Art! Click to expand... What do you call that same guy being pulled by a ski boat? Skip.
tickledgirl said: What do you call the same guy hanging on a wall? Art! Click to expand... What do you call that same guy being pulled by a ski boat? Skip.
T tickledgirl 3rd Level Blue Feather Joined Oct 22, 2005 Messages 5,615 Points 0 Nov 25, 2008 #10 Slightly different, but what do you call a woman with 1 leg? Eileen
P punkrockergirl Guest Joined Oct 21, 2008 Messages 2,313 Points 0 Nov 25, 2008 #11 bugman said: What do you call that same guy being pulled by a ski boat? Skip. Click to expand... lolz
bugman said: What do you call that same guy being pulled by a ski boat? Skip. Click to expand... lolz