How to Negotiate a Raise

[sole seeker]

The Mexican maid asked the lady of the house for a pay increase.

The lady was very upset about this and decided to ask her why she thought she should get a raise. She asked: "Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?"

Maria: "Well, Senora, there are tree reasons why I wanna increaze. The first ees that I iron better than ju."

Wife: "Who said you iron better than me?"

Maria: "Jor hozban he say so."

Wife: "Oh yeah?"

Maria: "The second reason eez that I am a better cook than ju."

Wife: "Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?"

Maria: "Jor hozban did"

The lady was becoming increasingly agitated: "Oh he did, did he?"

Maria: "The third reason is that I am better at sex than ju in the bed."

The lady was really boiling now and through gritted teeth she snarled, "And did my husband say that as well?"

Maria: "No Senora... The gardener did."

Wife: "So how much do you want?"

 

[milagros317]

ROTFLMAO
Good one. 😀
PS: Never trust the gardener. See the joke I just posted.

 

[General Zod]

 

[Revenant]

Good one...

Probably shouldn't have been drinking during the "No Senora... The gardener did." part... I almost spewed water everywhere. 😀

 

[kis123]

Now that was funny........