How To Save The Airlines

[bellystrokes]

Dump the male flight attendants. No one wanted them in the first place. Replace all the female flight attendants with good-looking strippers! What the hell --- They don't even serve food anymore, so what's the loss?

The strippers would at least triple the alcohol sales and get a "party atmosphere" going in the cabin. And, of course, every businessman in this country would start flying again, hoping to see naked women.

Because of the tips, female flight attendants wouldn't need a salary, thus saving even more money. I suspect tips would be so good that we could charge the women for working the plane and have them kick back 20% of the tips, including lap dances and "special services."

Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing naked women. Hijackings would come to a screeching halt, and the airline industry would see record revenues. This is definitely a win-win situation if we handle it right --- a golden opportunity to turn a liability into an asset.

Why didn't Bush think of this? Why do I still have to do everything myself?

Sincerely,
Bill Clinton

 

[unclebill]

hmmm....I`m glad you`ve finally joined the right thinking party, lovely goddess.

 

[bellystrokes]

hmmm....I`m glad you`ve finally joined the right thinking party, lovely goddess.

Thinking of becoming a frequent flyer?

 

[unclebill]

Thinking of becoming a frequent flyer?

hmmm.....beats the hell out of a bag of peanuts. hehe

 

[bellystrokes]

hmmm.....beats the hell out of a bag of peanuts. hehe

So maybe now you can chew on their toes.

 

[unclebill]

So maybe now you can chew on their toes.

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.................Fly the friendly skys.

 

[bellystrokes]

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.................Fly the friendly skys.

oh god, I can see you and others volunteering to "interview" the potential flight attendants.

 

[milagros317]

Very amusing, especially the signature at the end. 😛 😛

 

[Bugman]

I wonder if i'm to old to get a job as an Air Marshall.

 

[bellystrokes]

I wonder if i'm to old to get a job as an Air Marshall.

According to NEST gossip: NO!!!!

 

[Bugman]

According to NEST gossip: NO!!!!

Do Tell?I always thought i looked like ten miles of bad road.

 

[bellystrokes]

Do Tell?I always thought i looked like ten miles of bad road.

Oh honey, when a road is good, it is good, when it is bad, it is even better.

 

[Bugman]

Oh honey, when a road is good, it is good, when it is bad, it is even better.

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