How To Speak About Men And Be Politically Correct:

[bellystrokes]

1. He does not have a "BEER GUT" - He has developed a "LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY."

2. He is not a "BAD DANCER" - He is "OVERLY CAUCASIAN."

3. He does not "GET LOST ALL THE TIME" - He "INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS."

4. He is not "BALDING" - He is in "FOLLICLE REGRESSION."

5. He is not a "CRADLE ROBBER" - He prefers "GENERATIONAL DIFFERENTIAL RELATIONSHIPS."

6. He does not get "FALLING-DOWN DRUNK" - He becomes "ACCIDENTALLY HORIZONTAL."

7. He does not act like a "TOTAL ASS" - He develops a case of RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION."

8. He is not a "MALE CHAUVINIST PIG" - He has "SWINE EMPATHY."

9. He is not afraid of "COMMITMENT" - He is "RELATIONSHIP CHALLENGED."

10. He is not "HORNY" - He is "SEXUALLY FOCUSED."

11. It's not his "CRACK" you see hanging out of his pants - It's "REAR CLEAVAGE"

 

[unclebill]

Number 11 can be useful at construction sites for disgarding old nails and screws when he bends over while working.

 

[bellystrokes]

Now who would do something like that?

 

[unclebill]

Now who would do something like that?

Not me. I`m simply repeating a story.

 

[Mastertank1]

Just a minor quibble

#2 is not politically correct!

The politically correct would never refer, however obliquely, to the actual existance of any difference at all betrween the races, because they do not admit that any such differences exist.

They would say he is 'Differently Co-ordinated'.

No racial implications there.

 

[bellystrokes]

Not me. I`m simply repeating a story.

Sure! Sure!

 

[Feathery]

This biologically appendaged human found this most amusing!

 

[milagros317]

LOL 😛
Very amusing list. 😀

 

[naughty1]

11. It's not his "CRACK" you see hanging out of his pants - It's "REAR CLEAVAGE"

Rear Cleavage? Wasn't that Beaver's father?

 

[Illtcklu]

2. He is not a "BAD DANCER" - He is "OVERLY CAUCASIAN."

3. He does not "GET LOST ALL THE TIME" - He "INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS."



5. He is not a "CRADLE ROBBER" - He prefers "GENERATIONAL DIFFERENTIAL RELATIONSHIPS."


7. He does not act like a "TOTAL ASS" - He develops a case of RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION."

10. He is not "HORNY" - He is "SEXUALLY FOCUSED."

11. It's not his "CRACK" you see hanging out of his pants - It's "REAR CLEAVAGE"

You have male friends don't you?! These are hauntingly acurate!!! BUT halloween is over Belly!