How To Speak About Women And Be Politically Correct:

[bellystrokes]

1. She is not a "BABE" or a "CHICK" - She is a "BREASTED AMERICAN."

2. She is not a "SCREAMER" or a "MOANER" - She is "VOCALLY APPRECIATIVE."

3. She is not "EASY" - She is "HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE."

4. She has not "BEEN AROUND" - She is a "PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION."

5. She is not an "AIRHEAD" - She is "REALITY IMPAIRED."

6. She does not get "DRUNK" or "TIPSY" - She gets "CHEMICALLY INCONVENIENCED"

7. She does not have "BREAST IMPLANTS" - She is "MEDICALLY ENHANCED."

8. She does not "NAG" you - She becomes "VERBALLY REPETITIVE."

9. She is not a "TRAMP" - She is "SEXUALLY EXTROVERTED."

10. She does not have "MAJOR LEAGUE HOOTERS" - She is "PECTORALLY SUPERIOR."

11. She is not a "TWO-BIT HOOKER" - She is a "LOW COST SERVICE PROVIDER."

 

[unclebill]

hmmm....From what I`ve read, number 6 happened to someone at the Passive Arts party last weekend. 😉

 

[Mastertank1]

Re: #11

Lawyer in courtroom;
Your honor, my client called the defendant a two-bit hooker, whereupon she beat him senseless with her bag of quarters!

Defendant/hooker:
It was aggravated assault, your honor; he aggravated me, so I assaulted him!

 

[milagros317]

LMAO 😛
Nice list, Bellystrokes. 😀

 

[naughty1]

2. She is not a "SCREAMER" or a "MOANER" - She is "VOCALLY APPRECIATIVE."

I'm actually considering creating a home for the VOCALLY APPRECIATIVE. I'm thinking of calling it NAUGHTY ACRES. As the saying goes "charity starts at home"...but after that? The sky's the limit...and with my warped imagination I might even make it into space (the U.S.S. NAUGHTY1 is now ready for launch. T-minus 10 minutes and counting...Yeah baby!!!)

 

[mrmiguu]

Why am I so on the fence about stuff like this?

Or not on the fence at all...just don't like it....sorta......get the "funny" drift....but.......but....

...sounds like a redux of old disrespectful terms that actually don't express one iota more of concern or understanding of women for who they are or what they go through on a DAILY basis. Hmmmmmmmm....

I appreciate and thank you for the creativity, but ask that we find better ways of relating to, being sensual/sexual with, showing respect to, giving unending honor to, joking about (and with!), tickling (could I NOT say that?!) and loving - WOMEN.

I sometimes think the male acerbic (sp?) humor masks our inability to be truly sensitive sometimes.....funny, but what's the point?....and we're tallking about the women we love.......right? and respect..........right?......and what's the real difference if it's a woman saying the same things?

OK, so I'm not on the fence about it at all....but this stuff sticks in my craw.... 😱

OK, should I have saved this for another thread? 😕

(long pause)

(dang it, just hit the "submit reply" button!!!!)