How would you handle this situation

[tickleteasing]

You have just started a job and you go in to the place for your first day at work. The boss's desk is in plain view of you. Lets say that if your a man your boss looks like Jessica Alba and always wears sandals and mini skirts. Now lets say if your a woman your boss looks like your favorite male celebrity ticklee fantasy. HERE is the kicker every day you come to work and you see THIS on the desk of your boss
http://cgi.ebay.com/ Hand-Tickling-...52|39:1|66:2|65:12&_trksid=p3286.c0.m14.l1318


To make the situation even more TORTOROUS no matter how many times you ask your boss
why they got the sculpture they just blush and refuse to give you a straight answer what do you do?
Right under the sculpture is a letter that reads "I loved our last date, this brings back fond memories"

 

[Marquis De Sade]

I'm confused...you just posted an eBay link to the sculpture so...wouldn't eBay be where you could get it from?

 

[tickleteasing]

yes thats right, am I not supposed to put EBay links up if so I am sorry I did not know

 

[Deleted member 66627]

Spray paint it blue and then break it.

 

[Tickler Bart]

If I saw that on my female boss' desk I would, first, compliment her on her impecceble taste in modern art.
Then, I ask her why THAT specific piece.
THEN, if she blushes & kinda sorta changes the subject, I would DEFINITELY tell her what the sculpture meant to me.

 

[Adam]

Spray paint it blue and then break it.

I have lulzd.

As for what I'd do? If I couldn't convince said Jessica Alba lookalike to partake in regular play, I'd probably have to cry on a daily basis while on my "me time". Or just look for a new job to avoid being driven insane.

 

[tickleteasing]

I split the link

 

[WayTooD]

So is this a hypothetical or did this really happen to you?

 

[milagros317]

If want to keep that job, then my advice would be:
1) Stop asking your boss personal questions.
2) Keep your social/fetish life away from your place of employment.

 

[J.Apolo654]

If want to keep that job, then my advice would be:
1) Stop asking your boss personal questions.
2) Keep your social/fetish life away from your place of employment.

I second that, sound advice !

J.

 

[tcklft]

If want to keep that job, then my advice would be:
1) Stop asking your boss personal questions.
2) Keep your social/fetish life away from your place of employment.

Conversely, if you hate that job and want to get fired:
1) ask your boss highly personal questions at every opportunity, and
2) constantly discuss with your co-workers the most intimate details of your sex life. They'll loathe you for it. 😀

 

[Bondo]

Realistically, I would inquire about the piece of art on my boss' desk, but I wouldn't drastically push the issue if she chose not to talk about it. I'd be curious as all hell though.

 

[brianspencer66]

Cute boss sitting in front of you with a foot tickling sculpture and a note saying "thanks for the wonderful time last night"? You sure know how to pick the easy questions dont you?