goddess_nemesis
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- Nov 10, 2001
- Messages
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1. Friends don't let their friends take home a ugly men. -- from a Women's restroom in Starboard, Dewey Beach, DE.
2. Remember, it's not, "How high are you?" it's "Hi, how are you?" -- from a Rest stop off Route 81, West Virginia.
3. No matter how good she looks, some other guy is sick and tired of putting up with her crap. -- from a Men's Room, Linda's Bar and Grill, Chapel Hill, North Carolina
4. Make love, not war. Hell, do both, get married! -- from a Women's restroom, The Filling Station, Bozeman, Montana
5. A Woman's Rule of Thumb: If it has tires or testicles, you're going to have trouble with it. -- from a Women's restroom, Dick's Last Resort, Dallas, Texas
6. No wonder you always go home alone. -- from a sign over mirror in Men's restroom at Beverly Hills, CA
7. Beauty is only a light switch away. -- in a restroom in the Perkins Library, Duke University, Durham, North Carolina.
8. Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity. -- from the The Irish Times, Washington, DC
9. It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere. -- Written in the dust on the back of a bus, Flagstaff, Arizona.
10. If voting could really change things, it would be illegal. -- From Revolution Books, New York, New York
11, Don't trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die. -- Men's restroom, Murphy's, Champaign, IL
12. Please don't throw your cigarette butts in the urinal. It makes them soggy and hard to light. -- The Janitor
13. What are you looking up on the wall for? The joke is in your hands. -- Men's restroom, Lynagh's, Lexington, KY
2. Remember, it's not, "How high are you?" it's "Hi, how are you?" -- from a Rest stop off Route 81, West Virginia.
3. No matter how good she looks, some other guy is sick and tired of putting up with her crap. -- from a Men's Room, Linda's Bar and Grill, Chapel Hill, North Carolina
4. Make love, not war. Hell, do both, get married! -- from a Women's restroom, The Filling Station, Bozeman, Montana
5. A Woman's Rule of Thumb: If it has tires or testicles, you're going to have trouble with it. -- from a Women's restroom, Dick's Last Resort, Dallas, Texas
6. No wonder you always go home alone. -- from a sign over mirror in Men's restroom at Beverly Hills, CA
7. Beauty is only a light switch away. -- in a restroom in the Perkins Library, Duke University, Durham, North Carolina.
8. Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity. -- from the The Irish Times, Washington, DC
9. It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere. -- Written in the dust on the back of a bus, Flagstaff, Arizona.
10. If voting could really change things, it would be illegal. -- From Revolution Books, New York, New York
11, Don't trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die. -- Men's restroom, Murphy's, Champaign, IL
12. Please don't throw your cigarette butts in the urinal. It makes them soggy and hard to light. -- The Janitor
13. What are you looking up on the wall for? The joke is in your hands. -- Men's restroom, Lynagh's, Lexington, KY
