Hunting the Elusive Californian Grizzly...

[Mimi]

Okay, that settles it. After catching a glimpse of this rare and (not so) intimidating specimen, I'm loading my feather rifle and heading out to the great West Coast in search of the elusive Californian Grizzly. I GOTS to have me one of them for my Den (and bedroom, and living room, and kitchen, etc). Wonder how much it costs to mount one of those pups? - oops, did I just say that? Hee hee!

Swooning? Me? Nah, gotta be the scorching heat!

Mimi - On the prowl......

 

[AffectionateDan]

Mounted, ya say? Hee! Well, I'll tell ya this first....

After catching a glimpse of this rare and (not so) intimidating specimen

...It's dangerous ta hunt them grizz, lady. The huntress usually becomes the prey in that game. Better be a HIGH caliber feather rifle iffin yer huntin' da Big Game, and a skilled markswoman ta boot. Yep, them furry varmints'll just drag ya back their caves to your ticklish doom! Once they gotcha in them big ol' paws, it's all over 'cept fer the gigglin'! B'sides, intimidation ain't what they lure ya in with... it's that furry, cuddly, dontcha-wanna-snuggle deceptiveness, that's the real danger. :::stands up on hind legs, testing the air::: Sniff, sniff... scent of a woman.

GRRRRRRROOOOOWWWWWWLLLLLLLLLLLL

 

[ShiningIce]

endangered species my ass 😀

 

[QBWeaver]

Mimi...

There were four of us Female Huntresses after that Big ol' Grizz one evening. Even the four of us couldn't hold him down!

I know you're strong woman... but you'll REALLY be in trouble when you're hunting that Big ol' California Grizz!

hehehehe

 

[Mimi]

Mimi...

There were four of us Female Huntresses after that Big ol' Grizz one evening. Even the four of us couldn't hold him down!

I know you're strong woman... but you'll REALLY be in trouble when you're hunting that Big ol' California Grizz!

hehehehe

Yes, but isn't the challenge what makes it interesting?? 😀 😀 😀

And Danimal...hunting is ALWAYS a risk. But I carry a mighty big gun (2 of em, in fact....fully loaded! *giggles), and my aim is dead on

And your cute, teddy bear, dontchawannacuddlewithhim demeanor won't throw ME off guard. Bring it on, big fella....

Mimi

 

[ticklebutton]

Sure, you talk big now, Mimi...

We'll see what a big tough hunter you are when he starts to purrrrr...
Button 😛

 

[QBWeaver]

And your cute, teddy bear, dontchawannacuddlewithhim demeanor won't throw ME off guard. Bring it on, big fella....

Mimi

LOL.... Now that's funny because one of his "Other" nicknames is Cuddles!

 

[grippedchimp]

Why don't you have a kung-fu fight with the bear and kick it in the balls, just like in that John West ad? That'll be a larf, albeit a few nasty bear clawmarks...

 

[QBWeaver]

Great Spirit in sky heap many warnings on non-believers of the Great California Grizz Strength. Great California Grizz strong like bull. Great California Grizz all knowing of many martial arts from far away lands. Great California Grizz able to leap tall buildings in a single bound... on wait... the buildings weren't there yet were they.... ok.. me bad!

LOL

 

[Limeoutsider]

Has anyone given thought to how much it would cost to take this thing to the taxidermist?

 

[JoBelle]

*snip*
self-edit

 

[njjen3953]

Mimi,
Here is a little hint on taming the beast. Make sure your "Grizz Scratchers" are sharpened. I hear he just loves that. Right Jan? LOL

 

[QBWeaver]

Mimi,
Here is a little hint on taming the beast. Make sure your "Grizz Scratchers" are sharpened. I hear he just loves that. Right Jan? LOL

Yep - The Grizz can be tamed for a bit with the Grizz Scratchers. It almost puts him into a trance. But beware all you fair maidens. He's tame for only a bit... then BEWARE the wrath of the Grizz.

 

[AffectionateDan]

Immortal? Not so much. Possibly annoyed? We'll see...

This grizz must be immortal. He just keeps coming back.

Why is it that in a thread that has nothing to do with you, I'm getting this mosquito-buzz of borderline insulting commentary? Are you TRYING to piss me off, or is this an attempt to be funny? I fail to see the humor in it, so enlighten me; what seems to be your malfuction? Have I offended you in some way by being the subject of someone's attention? Please explain.

 

[JPie1]

Re: Mounted, ya say? Hee! Well, I'll tell ya this first....

...It's dangerous ta hunt them grizz, lady. The huntress usually becomes the prey in that game. Better be a HIGH caliber feather rifle iffin yer huntin' da Big Game, and a skilled markswoman ta boot. Yep, them furry varmints'll just drag ya back their caves to your ticklish doom! Once they gotcha in them big ol' paws, it's all over 'cept fer the gigglin'! B'sides, intimidation ain't what they lure ya in with... it's that furry, cuddly, dontcha-wanna-snuggle deceptiveness, that's the real danger. :::stands up on hind legs, testing the air::: Sniff, sniff... scent of a woman.

GRRRRRRROOOOOWWWWWWLLLLLLLLLLLL

LMAO and then some!!

It really is quite a nice photo and looks like your screen name is right on my friend.

 

[AffectionateDan]

Re: Re: Mounted, ya say? Hee! Well, I'll tell ya this first....

LMAO and then some!!

It really is quite a nice photo and looks like your screen name is right on my friend.

Awwwww.... ...cut it out, you'll make a bear blush! LoL Thank you.

 

[JPie1]

Re: Re: Re: Mounted, ya say? Hee! Well, I'll tell ya this first....

Awwwww.... ...cut it out, you'll make a bear blush! LoL Thank you.

there is more then one way to make a big grizzly blush!! I lul my 6'5" grizzly to relaxation by massaging and then I pounce, all 5'2" of me!! LOL

 

[His Divine Shadow]

Sorry, AffectionateDan

I am sorry I have offended or angered you in any way. I have deleted my posts and shall go to do penance in a far away place.

 

[njjen3953]

Re: Re: Mounted, ya say? Hee! Well, I'll tell ya this first....

LMAO and then some!!

It really is quite a nice photo and looks like your screen name is right on my friend.

He is a sweetie and definitely deserves the attention in this thread. Any lady who can capture this bear will be very happy.