Oh, my dear, sweet, merciful God!
Health care will be the death of me!
Today, out on the patio, thet announced a "Hawaiin luaou", with pina coladas, fresh fruit, and hawiian dancers. I thought this sounded interesting, so I wheeled myself out.
Then came the girls....
A troup of five, but the two who caught my interest in particular looked like they just left the islands, and couldn't be a day over 20.
Then their flip flops came off!
I must have done something right, or wrong, I thought, as they went into native dances. "Watch their hands! They tell a story!" the leader of the troup said.
Their hands? THEIR HANDS???????? You all know where MY eyes were rivetted, and I was getting a totally different story!
Added to the fact that I am strongly ethnically inclined, well, the combination was almost too much to take. I sat transfixed, half of me hoping I wasn't being too obvious (I was only a few feet away), the other half not caring. If I was being obvious, the girls seemed to take no notice. Then, as they were packing up to go, both girls squatted down in front of a suitcase where they kept their costumes, giving me a totally unobstructed an unparalleled view of their soles. I was almost openly weeping, while having the time of my life!
So now, I am encased in ice, have a full I.V. morphine drip, and a bright orange lei as a momento!
It's a minor miracle I survived. How is this healthy? Do I care?
Lord have mercy!
Health care will be the death of me!
Today, out on the patio, thet announced a "Hawaiin luaou", with pina coladas, fresh fruit, and hawiian dancers. I thought this sounded interesting, so I wheeled myself out.
Then came the girls....
A troup of five, but the two who caught my interest in particular looked like they just left the islands, and couldn't be a day over 20.
Then their flip flops came off!
I must have done something right, or wrong, I thought, as they went into native dances. "Watch their hands! They tell a story!" the leader of the troup said.
Their hands? THEIR HANDS???????? You all know where MY eyes were rivetted, and I was getting a totally different story!
Added to the fact that I am strongly ethnically inclined, well, the combination was almost too much to take. I sat transfixed, half of me hoping I wasn't being too obvious (I was only a few feet away), the other half not caring. If I was being obvious, the girls seemed to take no notice. Then, as they were packing up to go, both girls squatted down in front of a suitcase where they kept their costumes, giving me a totally unobstructed an unparalleled view of their soles. I was almost openly weeping, while having the time of my life!
So now, I am encased in ice, have a full I.V. morphine drip, and a bright orange lei as a momento!
It's a minor miracle I survived. How is this healthy? Do I care?
Lord have mercy!
