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I guess size doesn't matter...

ticklishbbw

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An Iowa man whose wife testified his penis was too small to
be seen from 35 feet away now faces jail time for indecent
exposure. Doug Neece, 41, has been on trial for three charges
of indecent exposure, the Quad City Times reported Friday. Part
of his defense entailed having his wife testify that he is not
well-endowed enough for a female postal worker to have seen
his penis from about 35 feet. That did not appear too
convincing to the Scott County jury that took five hours to
convict him. Neece faces up to a year in jail on each charge
and will be placed on the state´s sex offender registry.
 
D'OH!!

Dude, where's your penis??


Can you imagine THAT conversation between the guy and his wife...
"Ok, honey you say I have a small penis",
"Hey quit laughing!!!"
"What do you mean you'll have no problem telling the truth and nothing but the truth...???"
 
a "small" price to pay for the protection of our citizens! 😛
 
Re: D'OH!!

tommytikl said:
Can you imagine THAT conversation between the guy and his wife...
"Ok, honey you say I have a small penis",
"Hey quit laughing!!!"
"What do you mean you'll have no problem telling the truth and nothing but the truth...???"

Yea...hmmmm, I wonder if she'll be waiting for him when he gets out of prison! 😛

tbbw
 
LOL!

He, in front of the bedroom mirror: "One inch longer, and I'd be a king!"
Retort from her: "One inch shorter, and you'd be a queen!" 😀
 
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