Haltickling
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One of the weirdest dreams I've ever had came last night: I was browsing through some tickling mags in an American adult bookshop. Suddenly, two middle aged women approached me and flashed something like police badges. They identified themselves as "K-squad", and they wanted to arrest me because they had noticed a bulge in my pants while I was reading the mags.
I replied that I wasn't doing anything illegal, and they should specify the charge. They argued that I was obviously masturbating in public while viewing "perverted" material. We argued for a while, other shoppers came to my assistance, then the dream drifted off to another topic (something political, so this is not the right forum).
Unlike many other dreams, this one stuck in my memory for many hours. Thinking it over, I came to several points: First of all, I wondered why my dream happened in the States, not in my home country. I haven't been in the States since 2001.
Second, there seems to be some hidden guilt at getting aroused by ticking material, although I deny that guilt vehemently when awake.
Third, I don't know what "K-squad" means. Okay, the German word for tickling is "kitzeln", but in an otherwise completely American dream?
And last, reading about some of the recent developments here in the TMF seemed to have created a picture of legal oppression inside my head.
Don't you agree that this is really a weird dream?
I replied that I wasn't doing anything illegal, and they should specify the charge. They argued that I was obviously masturbating in public while viewing "perverted" material. We argued for a while, other shoppers came to my assistance, then the dream drifted off to another topic (something political, so this is not the right forum).
Unlike many other dreams, this one stuck in my memory for many hours. Thinking it over, I came to several points: First of all, I wondered why my dream happened in the States, not in my home country. I haven't been in the States since 2001.
Second, there seems to be some hidden guilt at getting aroused by ticking material, although I deny that guilt vehemently when awake.
Third, I don't know what "K-squad" means. Okay, the German word for tickling is "kitzeln", but in an otherwise completely American dream?
And last, reading about some of the recent developments here in the TMF seemed to have created a picture of legal oppression inside my head.
Don't you agree that this is really a weird dream?
