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I have an antisocial disorder?

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Leo tickles

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I'm anti-social. And according to websites about anti-social people, they say that symptoms of such are like... controlling people and seeking immediate gratification.


So, wanting something now and taking advantage of somebody is a disorder? I thought if you take advantage of something it makes you smarter than the person being taking advantage of. Or maybe that's what I'm supposed to think because I have this disorder. Hm. Maybe I should start mentioning it in every post so nobody gets offended by my huge disibilaty..... :shake:

Thoughts?
 
Leo tickles said:
I'm anti-social. And according to websites about anti-social people, they say that symptoms of such are like... controlling people and seeking immediate gratification.


So, wanting something now and taking advantage of somebody is a disorder? I thought if you take advantage of something it makes you smarter than the person being taking advantage of. Or maybe that's what I'm supposed to think because I have this disorder. Hm. Maybe I should start mentioning it in every post so nobody gets offended by my huge disibilaty..... :shake:

Thoughts?
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Have you been diagnosed by a real live psychologist or psychiatrist, or did you self-diagnose from some website? Don't walk around thinking and saying you have antisocial disorder unless you've been professionally diagnosed - it isn't good for your mental health.
 
Leo tickles said:
I'm anti-social. And according to websites about anti-social people, they say that symptoms of such are like... controlling people and seeking immediate gratification.


So, wanting something now and taking advantage of somebody is a disorder? I thought if you take advantage of something it makes you smarter than the person being taking advantage of. Or maybe that's what I'm supposed to think because I have this disorder. Hm. Maybe I should start mentioning it in every post so nobody gets offended by my huge disibilaty..... :shake:

Thoughts?
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I think you should do a bit more research on this "disibilaty"
 
hmmm.....I wonder if this "disorder" now entitles you to use handicap parking???:ermm:
 
Reading this made me think about....

WEST SIDE STORY
GEE, OFFICER KRUPKE

ACTION
Dear kindly Sergeant Krupke,
You gotta understand,
It's just our bringin' up-ke
That gets us out of hand.
Our mothers all are junkies,
Our fathers all are drunks.
Golly Moses, natcherly we're punks!

ACTION AND JETS
Gee, Officer Krupke, we're very upset;
We never had the love that ev'ry child oughta get.
We ain't no delinquents,
We're misunderstood.
Deep down inside us there is good!

ACTION
There is good!

ALL
There is good, there is good,
There is untapped good!
Like inside, the worst of us is good!

SNOWBOY: (Spoken) That's a touchin' good story.

ACTION: (Spoken) Lemme tell it to the world!

SNOWBOY: Just tell it to the judge.

ACTION
Dear kindly Judge, your Honor,
My parents treat me rough.
With all their marijuana,
They won't give me a puff.
They didn't wanna have me,
But somehow I was had.
Leapin' lizards! That's why I'm so bad!

DIESEL: (As Judge) Right!

Officer Krupke, you're really a square;
This boy don't need a judge, he needs an analyst's care!
It's just his neurosis that oughta be curbed.
He's psychologic'ly disturbed!

ACTION
I'm disturbed!

JETS
We're disturbed, we're disturbed,
We're the most disturbed,
Like we're psychologic'ly disturbed.

DIESEL: (Spoken, as Judge) In the opinion on this court, this child is depraved on account he ain't had a normal home.

ACTION: (Spoken) Hey, I'm depraved on account I'm deprived.

DIESEL: So take him to a headshrinker.

ACTION (Sings)
My father is a bastard,
My ma's an S.O.B.
My grandpa's always plastered,
My grandma pushes tea.
My sister wears a mustache,
My brother wears a dress.
Goodness gracious, that's why I'm a mess!

A-RAB: (As Psychiatrist) Yes!
Officer Krupke, you're really a slob.
This boy don't need a doctor, just a good honest job.
Society's played him a terrible trick,
And sociologic'ly he's sick!

ACTION
I am sick!

ALL
We are sick, we are sick,
We are sick, sick, sick,
Like we're sociologically sick!

A-RAB: In my opinion, this child don't need to have his head shrunk at all. Juvenile delinquency is purely a social disease!

ACTION: Hey, I got a social disease!

A-RAB: So take him to a social worker!

ACTION
Dear kindly social worker,
They say go earn a buck.
Like be a soda jerker,
Which means like be a schumck.
It's not I'm anti-social,
I'm only anti-work.
Gloryosky! That's why I'm a jerk!

BABY JOHN: (As Female Social Worker)
Eek!
Officer Krupke, you've done it again.
This boy don't need a job, he needs a year in the pen.
It ain't just a question of misunderstood;
Deep down inside him, he's no good!

ACTION
I'm no good!

ALL
We're no good, we're no good!
We're no earthly good,
Like the best of us is no damn good!

DIESEL (As Judge)
The trouble is he's crazy.

A-RAB (As Psychiatrist)
The trouble is he drinks.

BABY JOHN (As Female Social Worker)
The trouble is he's lazy.

DIESEL
The trouble is he stinks.

A-RAB
The trouble is he's growing.

BABY JOHN
The trouble is he's grown.

ALL
Krupke, we got troubles of our own!

Gee, Officer Krupke,
We're down on our knees,
'Cause no one wants a fellow with a social disease.
Gee, Officer Krupke,
What are we to do?
Gee, Officer Krupke,
Krup you!

Music by Leonard Bernstein, lyrics by Stephen Sondheim.
© 1956, 1957 Amberson Holdings LLC and Stephen Sondheim. Copyright renewed.
Leonard Bernstein Music Publishing Company LLC, Publisher.
 
In common usage, the word "antisocial" describes people who don't enjoy interacting with others.

In clinical usage, "antisocial personality disorder" refers to people who seem to lack normal moral sensibilities, leading them to harm others for personal benefit, and act without regard to future consequences. You find a lot of them in jail.

So which one are you talking about?
 
Well, I'm stark raving mad and love every second of it!

Oh, hey, did I say that out loud? Oops. 😱

Respect my disabilitah!
 
No I actually read the Wiki article.

I just don't see how taking advantage of a pathetic piece of shit person's feelings and getting them to buy you shit is bad. Don't you gain from it? Yes, you gain what they get you, therefore you did right unto you, which is all that matters in the first place.


No?
 
You can't come to a forum and be hard to read. That would be counter-productive. :veryhappy
 
Leo tickles said:
You can't come to a forum and be hard to read. That would be counter-productive. :veryhappy
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Clever. However, it isn't so clever to take your hints from a wikipedia article. It isn't the best information gathering source in many persons opinions, not just mine. It would be best to either get professional diagnoses or if you insist on being a do-it-yourself psychiatrist, then read up on it in your local library, on the internet and in Journals. Scientific and psychologicalo ones of course.

A marvelous website where you may find aticles on this is http://www.psychiatrictimes.com
I myself am a member of this website and it is very helpful in understanding the issue you are discussing.
 
Is this you too?

"The intensity of symptoms tends to peak during the teenage years and early 20s and then may decrease over time. It's not clear whether this is a result of aging or an increased awareness of the consequences of reckless behavior. However, though a person with antisocial personality disorder might be less likely to commit crimes later in life, that person may continue to be an inadequate spouse or parent and an unreliable employee."
 
Kalamos said:
What's in for me if I tell?

...

😉
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^ It's an advantage. You can "test drive" your 3rd degree tolerance for another earthly being other than...(please refer to the thesaurus of imps). This is almost a joke.
 
No, it's not me. Because I don't work. I get shit just because I want it. Like a rise out of the people here. :shock:


Seriously though, you all are so riled up over me calling a few teenage sluts worthless it's almost sad. What's the deal here? You all Christians?
 
^ Hey keep cool there Leo, I told you before that I am quite serious with the book stuff that you will create. Since then, I had peace. It's a nice idea. If you have hang-ups with those who don't comply to you, then you got the keyboards and the net as armories. :Hyrdrogen

It's just that I come across Kalamos ... He's my hyper mayhem chaotic vibes. I'm close to dissecting his pineal gland. :bat: :devil2:
 
Technically, Leo, it's a "disorder" only if it causes "clinically significant problems" for you or for others. For example, if you should manage to get a girlfriend and she threw you out onto the street after you'd enjoyed "taking advantage" of her rent-free for several months, then that would be a clinically significant problem - you'd be homeless. If you decide that "taking advantage" embraces the legal definition of fraud, burglary, embezzlement, or other felonies then that would likewise be a clinically significant problem.

If your behavior doesn't rise to this level then properly speaking you don't have a disorder. In that case, you're just an asshole.
 
A Test

Do you have an antisocial disorder? A simple test.

1) When meeting somebody for the first time, do you: -
a) Shake them warmly by the hand and introduce yourself with a smile, maintaining eye contact.
b) Acknowledge their presence in a half-harted way, perhaps rising to the effort of saying hello
c) Pretend that the person does not exist and walk away
d) Undo your flies and start urinating on them

2) When going to a house party, do you: -
a) Get really excited and buy a present for the host - after all, they deserve it, even if only a bottle of wine
b) Go begrudgingly and stand in the corner by yourself drinking to excess, before taking to the dancefloor to harrass the women-folk
c) I don't go to house parties
d) Go to the party to urinate on the host

3) When a stranger asks you for the time, do you: -
a) Make every effort to give the correct time, with a smile and some cheery chat about the weather
b) Make up some excuse about not knowing and generally ignore the other person
c) Make fun of the persons weight problem
d) Undo your flies and urinate on the person

4) When in a romantic relationship, do you: -
a) Buy her flowers, cook her meals, tell her how beautiful she is and be devoted to making her happy and fulfilled in every way
b) Occasionally make the effort to say nice things, but you don't really believe them, and it shows
c) Use her for sexual gratification and discard her when you've had your fill
d) Urinate on her

Answers
mostly A's - you are a sensible, normal human being. Well done!
mostly B's - you try your best to socialise, but struggle at times. Perhaps you could make more of an effort
mostly C's - you have a problem socialising. Perhaps you should consider counselling
mostly D's - you should seek advice of the nearest urologist

I hope this helps
 
I think you are an immature young man that wants attention. You get it by being negative....
 
According to that test up there I have one. 😱

Oh well, time to seek professional help. I'll have a sit down session with me today and talk about it, and report back as to what I say.
 
Don't feel so bad about it. I'm sure that you don't need help. But try to be nice to people and not to make them feel bad.

I have somewhat of an anti-social disorder too. I'm very selfish and obsessed with myself. I regard myself as the centre of the universe and I seem not to care about other people.

However, I also care very deeply about how other people feel and after having been a jerk a few times I am now very considerate and compassionate etc.

At least you're not urinating on people. 🙂 As for the people who say that you've got a problem. Fuck 'em. You'll probably achieve quite a lot as i'm sure you must also be driven as well.
 
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