I need eye exams every month

[maniactickler]

Well, not really. i just want to go because my new eye doctor is a smoking hot asian girl. i mean model hot. only drawback is no boobs. but i can deal with that. she had nice heels on and nice tanned skin. i was trying to think of something witty to say to show her i love her, but decided not to be creepy. i almost feel like damaging my eye so i can go back there. 😱

 

[Sodahead]

Do you fear glaucoma? If so, once a month might be overkill but I'm sure several times a year is within reason

 

[Bohemianne]

You can tell her that "love made you blind" and you need her to fix it badly.

 

[maniactickler]

She told me i only had to come every 2 years. yeah right, one year is bad enough. no way im waiting two! so now i have a smoking hot asian eye doctor, a hot asian dentist. now i need the triple crown and have to find a hot asian medical doctor for those all important coughing tests.