I went out to my pool yesterday, and there was a chipmunk swimming for his adorable life. He gave me the chipmunk equivalent of the "OH MY GOD FUCKING HELP ME!!!" look as I stood over him, observing his peril. I grabbed a bucket, put it down by the pool, and he knowingly crawled right in. I helped him out off to the side by our pool fence, where he sat for a good 20 minutes recovering and thanking Chipmunk God for answering his chipmunk prayers. While he sat there, I took pictures of him, because chipmunks are fucking adorable. Oh, I also decided to name him Chip. Are not I creative?

