I THINK YOU'RE THE FATHER OF ONE OF MY KIDS

[casper314]

> >I THINK YOU'RE THE FATHER OF ONE OF MY KIDS
> >
> >A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive
> >woman waving at him. She says hello. He's rather taken
> >back because he can't place where he knows her from.
> >
> >So he says, 'Do you know me?' To which she replies,
> >
> >'I think you're the father of one of my kids.'
> >
> >Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever
> >been unfaithful to his wife and asks, 'Are you the
> >stripper from the bachelor party that I made love to on the
> >pool table with all my buddies watching while your partner
> >whipped my butt with wet celery??? '
> >
> >
> >She looks into his eyes and says calmly, 'No ........ I'm
> >your son's teacher.'

 

[milagros317]

LMAO 😛
Very funny. 😀

 

[♡AimLEE♡]

calmly? really?
i'd be in shock! or hysterics! haha

 

[manic971]

"Whipped my butt with wet celery"....I have to admit, that's a new one...

 

[♡AimLEE♡]

"Whipped my butt with wet celery"....I have to admit, that's a new one...

Now don't go trying it!

 

[Lord Doctor]

What a waste of celery! Everyone knows you're supposed to wear it on your coat lapel!

 

[xSamanthax]

There is actually a commercial now based off this joke.

Can't for the life of me remember what they were selling, but I nearly fell off the couch laughing.

 

[Lamashtu]

I had a guy say he wanted to see me masturbate with a piece of celery once >_<, that was when I had said I was a vegetarian. What is the general attraction to it? It doesn't even have an interesting flavour!

 

[Tiger.Lily]

I had a guy say he wanted to see me masturbate with a piece of celery once >_<, that was when I had said I was a vegetarian. What is the general attraction to it? It doesn't even have an interesting flavour!

Well? Did you? >.>