I wanna be a Gansta-Thug...thingy

[Moses25]

Just watching Cribs on VH1. Man oh man, the money that flows in America...ye gads.

How the hell am I gonna get the bling-bling living in Canada?

Quincy Jones won't take my calls!!

hehe...any suggestions?

Cheers.😀

 

[His Divine Shadow]

It's actually quite easy.

Simply move to a big city, such as L.A., NYC, or Chicago, etc..., and live among the so-called "ghetto" people, then go back home and start rapping. If you make money, then a gangstah you may call yourself.


Personally, I think kids wanting to be "gangstah" is rather disturbing, as they now idolize the gangs that terrorize many big cities. But, to each his own.

 

[Sadistictickler]

nah, gangsta is just sooo lame, rapping is alot harder than becoming a blackmetal star

how to make tr00 blackmetal:

Get an old radio, and find a frequency that is blurring all the time
record your heartbeat and play it at twice the normal frequency
get a microphone and just scream something about goatfucking while trying to sound like a goblin who's being anally raped by an elephant

now put that on an audiotape, copy it 25 times and put the 25th copy in a cd and you'll get biiig recordsales in norway

(and still I love norwegian BM 😀)

 

[Sadistictickler]

but if you'd still like to become gangsta bling bling, I've got the ultimate tool for ya:

 

[AphxA]

man i hate to be a bastard. Theres a huge difference between rap and hip hop. Lets just say that there are alot of over payed stars in the entertainment business. I will leave it at that.😉

Heres a way to hit it big in america. Come to ny, try out for a vj position on mtv. If you look HOT! and can read cue cards, your in. Being a vj, you can hang out with all the over payed stars.

 

[Limeoutsider]

If you become a rap star, what name would you use?

 

[Faramir]

If you become a rap star, what name would you use?

MasterBater B...LOL..??!!

 

[Faramir]

but if you'd still like to become gangsta bling bling, I've got the ultimate tool for ya:

this is funny as 'ell...where did you find this...LOL..??!!

 

[Moses25]

Check-dat check-dat check-dat...



That was a good one, ST. Nice to see MS gettin' a l'il funk-dat.

As to your question, Lime, I would probably keep my username as my gansta-name: Moses...but I guess I'd have to spell it Mosezz or Mozzes or sumpin' weird like that.

Runteldat!!

Cheers.😀

 

[the_Baron]

why not: grandmaster tickle funk

 

[Limeoutsider]

Id assume that if you kept moses peolpe would think you were a christian rapper trying to conver them

 

[Moses25]

Even better...

Big Daddy T (for tickle!)

...but I guess you knew that. 😛

Cheers.😀

 

[Oddjob0226]

My friend, if you're thug in your heart, you're halfway there. True dat.

You know who could really help out here? Krazy. He'd be down wit the 411 sweet like bare meat. Too bad that half-steppin' chucklehead is out.

 

[Dr. Bill Kobb]

Word.

Can I be Dr.K for my rapper title?

 

[Moses25]

You know who could really help out here? Krazy. He'd be down wit the 411 sweet like bare meat.

...sweet like bare feet, you mean. 😉

True dat!! Dr. K in da hiz-ouse.

Shizzle my fizzle sumpin' sumpin'?

Cheers.😀

 

[MrMacphisto]

Yo beeyatch... check da shiznit

I got a new album out, dawg... "40 oz. and a mule" ...the latest and greatest from DJ Kantspell

 

[The Sean Man]

VJ?

Gotta comment on AphxA's comment on becoming a vj. You get to hang out with celebs, sure....but career-wise, you're better off as a child making tennis shoes in Malaysia. MTV jocks are paid next to squat, and generally all considered expendable at the drop of a hat. If you're lucky, you become a Carson Daly. If you're not lucky, you become Alan Hunter hosting late night infomercials for eighties compilations. And if you are truly one of the damned, you become Jesse Camp.

The Sean Man

 

[AphxA]

yeh thats true. ya have to be able to sell yourself.

 

[Oddjob0226]

Re: VJ?

If you're lucky, you become a Carson Daly. If you're not lucky, you become Alan Hunter hosting late night infomercials for eighties compilations. And if you are truly one of the damned, you become Jesse Camp.

But they're lucky to be remebered. Anyone remember that guy, I think his name was Kevin Seale? Or Chynna Kantor? Lord 'o mercy.

 

[AphxA]

i heard that the whole jesse thing was a scam. He become a vj hoping that he would be popular enough for people to hear his music.

 

[The Sean Man]

Yeah, he wasn't so much concerned with being a vj, as having an avenue to start a band. Neither job really worked out, but he'll always be in the "Where are they now?" specials.....

The Sean Man