Ice Cold Blonde

[unclebill]

Question: Why can`t blondes make ice cubes?

Answer: Because they always forget the recipe.

 

[milagros317]

LOL 😛
Will Isabeau like this joke? 😀

 

[TicklishGrl4Lfe]

......what is the recipe for ice cubes?

 

[Angel_2]

LMAO that was so funny 😛

 

[unclebill]

LOL 😛
Will Isabeau like this joke? 😀

I`m sure it will get her attention.

 

[unclebill]

LMAO that was so funny 😛

Thankyou, Angel_2. I haven`t told any blonde jokes in a while. Glad you liked it. 🙂

 

[unclebill]

......what is the recipe for ice cubes?

hmmm.... I`ll tell you what, my blonde friend. If you let me tickle your feet for a few minutes, I will instruct you in "Ice cubes 101." I assure you this class will bring a smile to your pretty face.

 

[TicklishGrl4Lfe]

hmmm.... I`ll tell you what, my blonde friend. If you let me tickle your feet for a few minutes, I will instruct you in "Ice cubes 101." I assure you this class will bring a smile to your pretty face.

I bet it will.

 

[Angel_2]

I told this to a friend of mine(who is blonde) and she didn't get it

 

[unclebill]

I told this to a friend of mine(who is blonde) and she didn't get it

hmmm.....she probably doesn`t know how to make ice cubes either.

 

[Angel_2]

hmmm.....she probably doesn`t know how to make ice cubes either.

yeah most likely its not THAT hard

 

[ChosenofMystra]

LOL! Allow me to add on a few if I may

Q: How do you amuse a blonde?
A: Ask them to sort a bag of M&M's in alphabetic order

Q: What do you call a line of blondes standing ear to ear?
A: A wind tunnel

 

[kered]

Izzy ain't gonna like this!













* I thought the jokes were funny*

 

[unclebill]

This joke is a good "ice breaker" if you are trying to start a conversation with a chick for the first time.

 

[Bugman]

What do you call 4 blondes sitting in a freezer? Frosted Flakes.

If there are 4 blondes and a monkey in a tree,what do you call the monkey? The branch manager.