I would come to the forums wearing a Rey Mysterio mask. 😛
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Splashed across the headlines: LITTLE REYREY, TICKLE FREAKIST!
Meanwhile, somewhere in the Rey-cave, The real Rey Mysterio is confused..
I would come to the forums wearing a Rey Mysterio mask. 😛
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And what would be the problem that everyone knows you love tickling?
Why are you always the last to know this stuff??
Allegedly?
Well, we have John Kerry here disguised as a right wing nut under the guise of maniactickler, for starters. 😀
Um..
Tabloid magazines proclaiming it.
Everyone from your grandmother to your priest knowing it.
Being the butt of jokes on SNL
Religious groups boycotting your movies/songs because your "sexually impure" for attending "tickle orgies" (as they would be described)
Photographers following you to places like NEST snapping pictures of everyone there.
Parents not allowing you around their children.
Etc..
The Eyepatch: The world's most perfect disguise.