If you won this contest what would you say

[tickleteasing]

Ok anyone who knows anything about Alexa knows that the website with the highest traffic on the net is google. Ok so lets say Google decided to have a little contest where the winner of the contest would get to write a long paragraph talking about whatever they wish, and have the paragraph be put on the google website for 24 hours over the google logo for anyone to go on the site and see. Now if you win the contest you can say whatever you want, post your phone number, ask for a date, tell everyone your in to tickling, advertise for that nice Chinese Restaurant down the street whose owner your so good friends with, you can do whatever you want. Now what do you say if you were offered the chance at 24 hours of millions of people reading what you wrote? OH and one more thing it will be translated in to various languages all over the world by the people who click on google from various countries.

 

[PlayfulCarbonara]

I know 90% of you would say on here "there's no way I'd do that! I'd promote something like world peace!" or something else, but I'll just be the first to be honest.

I don't care what I would write. What I would do, however, is make a link in there to a webpage that I made sure would have a lot of advertisements that pay me for every time my page got clicked. =D

Fact is, whatever I say in that paragraph won't mean crap to anyone in the search engine, but I could make a TON of money if even 1/20 the population of the world (5% of 6 billion = 300,000,000 people) clicked that link. (At $0.02 per click that would be $6,000,000. ^_^)

 

[Deleted member 66627]

Stop masturbating in front of the couples.

 

[KrazieDog]

"My milk shake brings all the boys to the yard, and they're like, it's better than yours, damn right it's better than yours, I can teach you, but I have to charge."

 

[Deleted member 66627]

Don't cross the road if you can't get out of the kitchen.

 

[KrazieDog]

"Knibb High Football Rules!"

 

[Deleted member 66627]

A little necrophilia never killed anyone.

 

[KrazieDog]

"If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving is not for you".

 

[Deleted member 66627]

Don't steal. The government hates competition.

 

[sabyra]

"My milk shake brings all the boys to the yard, and they're like, it's better than yours, damn right it's better than yours, I can teach you, but I have to charge."

love this one!

 

[ticklebunny 2]

Hmmm interesting to be honest I don't know what I would say to be truthful but being that I am such a intense avid animal fan and love animals. I imagine I would want to help donate money to help homeless animals or abused animals find homes and loving owners, want to help endangered animals too raise funds for that, raise money for zoos-help with the animals -probably the two goals I would work on-helping raise awareness of animal abuse and find homes for abused and homeless animals-stop animal cruelty-donate money for the cause, funds for zoos for the maintanence of the animals of course, and also after also helping endangered animals-raising awareness for this raising money-also help bring awareness of child abuse and find homes for children that need good parents-help and awareness in domestic violences-homes for the homeless-food and shelter with those without homes.

Those are a few goals that come to mind, I know it is only meant to be for just one goal but could not help but mention a few. A great thread by the way keep up the great work-you always think of creative and awesome threads. A joy to read this thread and made me smile. Have a good day dear friend. Hugs to you ...

 

[TklDuo-Ann]

Peace! Pass it on!