paracarl44
Wielder of 100 Feathers
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A lady was driving to fast and was pulled over by a cop hiding under a bridge.
The Officer asked, why she was in such a hurry.
The lady replied: "I'm late for work".
"Where do you work?" asked the Officer.
" I work at the Hospital" was the ladies reply.
"And what do you do at the Hospital?" he asked.
She replied: "I'm a Rectum Stretcher".
The cop was puzzled and asked what a Rectum Stretcher was.
The lady replied: "I start by placing one finger up someone's rectum". "Then I get the second finger in". "Then the third and fourth finger until a can get my whole hand in". "I keep stretching until the asshole is Six Feet Wide".
The cop asks: "Why so Wide"?
The lady replies:"So a cop does not have to hide behind a bridge".
Traffic Ticket: $95.00.
Court Costs: $45.00
Look on Cop's Face: PRICELESS and for everything there is Mastercard.
The Officer asked, why she was in such a hurry.
The lady replied: "I'm late for work".
"Where do you work?" asked the Officer.
" I work at the Hospital" was the ladies reply.
"And what do you do at the Hospital?" he asked.
She replied: "I'm a Rectum Stretcher".
The cop was puzzled and asked what a Rectum Stretcher was.
The lady replied: "I start by placing one finger up someone's rectum". "Then I get the second finger in". "Then the third and fourth finger until a can get my whole hand in". "I keep stretching until the asshole is Six Feet Wide".
The cop asks: "Why so Wide"?
The lady replies:"So a cop does not have to hide behind a bridge".
Traffic Ticket: $95.00.
Court Costs: $45.00
Look on Cop's Face: PRICELESS and for everything there is Mastercard.
